Most Retarded Thing You've Ever Seen In Final Fantasy
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Most Retarded Thing You've Ever Seen In Final Fantasy
Stuck in class and need a good laugh so what is the stupidest, most HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE thing you have ever seen someone do in FFXI.
True story: last wednesday, we were doing Dynamis-Jeuno. We got MPK'd and i raged, threw my ps3 controller (note: i use a ps3 controller for ffxi on PC) and it hit the "X" button and it was on "Yes" to reraise. and got killed instantly.
i had the raging maniac laugh after i saw that.
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Would take me a while to go through my entire screenshots folder to find many lollable's, but this one should be good for a quick chuckle.
It's from forever ago when I was levelling like, my second, maybe third job. This guy was meant to be smart too ._.
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A 75 PUP with no subjob, rank 1.
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Fairy.Specopsz said: A 75 PUP with no subjob, rank 1. Couple weeks ago I saw a blm nuking in full STR/DEX gear with the exception of visible armor, full timing yigit by the way except wearing an emp hairpin. Then would proceed to reraise and get all /rage in say after dying 70% of the time. Also called me a noob for choosing Mahatma over Jet, even though they themselves weren't even smart enough to choose Jet over Yigit. Go figure.
Stupidest thing I ever did in FFXI was start a second character :/
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Oh HOLY HELL where do I start...
There's sooo many to list. Some I won't due to the gigantic flame war that will ensue for me calling out their mental retardation in public forum. BUT... I'll give a great example. There's a Bard on our server I see ALL THE DAMN TIME... BRD/NIN... wearing a Dalmatica and before you start to say "Maybe they are just walking around town in gear they are proud of..." I've seen this person entering/exiting Einherjar, in parties, etc etc Shiva.Flionheart said: What a noob BRD! I miss the good ol days of being a noob. noob stuff i did
1. I traded Beastcoins to signposts thinking thats how you can set homepoints 2. I tossed the coins after that didn't work. 3. I leveled Puppetmaster to 25 4. I've dropped a Hk eye cluster (lag also helped). 5. I passed on octave club for a mule... 6. Re-starting the game 3 times (3 characters). 7. I dont remember the rest but as of now camping Aqra for aptant Ishis or whatever and 1/26 Someone was trying to CS stun Kirin the other day... I LOL'd hehe
Siren.Kuz said: Oh HOLY HELL where do I start... There's sooo many to list. Some I won't due to the gigantic flame war that will ensue for me calling out their mental retardation in public forum. BUT... I'll give a great example. There's a Bard on our server I see ALL THE DAMN TIME... BRD/NIN... wearing a Dalmatica and before you start to say "Maybe they are just walking around town in gear they are proud of..." I've seen this person entering/exiting Einherjar, in parties, etc etc I was going to say could be his idle set, then I saw BRD/NIN. >.> And I know Spence, I found out that hunter song actually gives -12 Racc when it's a full moon and you use it exactly 13 times. Had one happen just the other day in a level sync party in Xarc S. Guy was nuking in full HMP gear( Blizzard III in dark staff is pure win.) After the third or 4th time he hit ~70 on a tier III I found a replacement.
What was great about it was when he brought a friend to camp on us to "teach us a lesson" and started nuking the tigers with massive amount of damage(~1200 damage lol) on their AM2s.
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Dynamis-Jeuno someone came DRG/WHM and kept casting Diaga to trigger Healing Breath. This of course awoke all the sleeping mobs and after being told to stop the DRG said they were doing it because they get more HP from Diaga because it hits multiple mobs. After we all LOLed he told us he was 'leaving to find a LS that isn't full of stupid n00bs'.
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Cerberus.Dizzmal said: Had one happen just the other day in a level sync party in Xarc S. Guy was nuking in full HMP gear( Blizzard III in dark staff is pure win.) After the third or 4th time he hit ~70 on a tier III I found a replacement. What was great about it was when he brought a friend to camp on us to "teach us a lesson" and started nuking the tigers with massive amount of damage(~1200 damage lol) on their AM2s.
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1. I used to toss beastmen/kindred seals
2. I used to eat tortilla for uber def on DRK! 3. I didn't know how to SC till someone showed me in Qufim 4. I think this one takes the cake, I didn't have a keyboard for my ps2 for the first 3 years or so of playing. I took me forever to type. Usually by the time I finished typing, the conversation had ended lol :< I thought this was a topic about the FF series in general, instead it's just another nerd-rage gear topic, lol.
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I tried to poisona myself in yhotor jungle in a party and accidently poisongad about 12 lizards. My party was not amused....
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Valefor.Sketchkat said: I thought this was a topic about the FF series in general, instead it's just another nerd-rage gear topic, lol. Not really. You've got to love Nerds calling other people Nerds >.> Shiva.Eggbert said: I tried to poisona myself in yhotor jungle in a party and accidently poisongad about 12 lizards. My party was not amused.... No, No I was not... It was hilarious though lol. And then we talk about Sarid... Sarid has AIDS. Spread the word. Idiot thought it was a good idea to pull another puk in the dunes when the one we are fighting is at 90% health.....
Kujata.Akeda said: what you didn't know that? DRG/WHM and Diaga rules in Dynamis =D!!!!!! hmmmm back in 2003 when i tried to start... /goes to ffximaps cuz forgot the area My character (same name, same race, same starting job) started in Bastok. Soloed til 10ish. People invited me cuz i was a WHM (<3) i duoed til like 14 then we went to Palborough Mines. me being all "oooooooooo dungeon!" they decide to *** with me and say "at the end of this, there's a dragon" nuff said xD besides that i got own'd so badly (note: i was a poor whm. my gear was still my lvl1 mithra gear) lol and only had cure and dia i think. maybe protect too. lol A level 50~ PLD who was telling my brother and I that Flash wasn't a PLD spell...
damagens drg on ragnarok
Shiva.Flionheart said: Valefor.Sketchkat said: I thought this was a topic about the FF series in general, instead it's just another nerd-rage gear topic, lol. Not really. You've got to love Nerds calling other people Nerds >.> Lol, I never said I wasn't a nerd :p But come on, this is just itching to turn into a 14 page thread about people raging about some guy they don't know tp'ing in something they don't tp in themselves. I think I survived Sarid's fail pull with Perfect Dodge iirc lol.
I remember thinking you could use magic between hits of a scythe lol. Kujata.Akeda said: After we all LOLed he told us he was 'leaving to find a LS that isn't full of stupid n00bs'. Reminds me of a guy who lasted 2 hours in our LS. He was on THF, we were at Byakko. Set up the SATA on Tanks, Set up the MB, Prepared the wind-toss... Pop Byakko. Douche IMMEDIATELY MUGS Byakko. Hate goes shitty. THF Dies, Mage dies trying to save said THF. BLM dies Stunning in the chaos. Things get under control. We kill Byakko. B.Hiadate drops. The ***storm that ensues afterwards was the LS going "WTF was THAT you asshat??" Said THF INSISTED that if you "mug a God/NM on pop...it increases the TH rate" and used the fact that the B.Hiadate dropped as PROOF. Yeah. /breakshell after literally 2 hours. 1 hour of sky. 1 hour of argument. |
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