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/exhales loudly

brother... I do not envy you... that's a heavy cross to bear.
/monk robes /lights incense

Altana, hear our prayer...grant Mosin the strength he will desperately need in the coming days as he faces the ten plagues of egypt fatherhood.

the inevitable 3:00am wrecking of the car, the ensuing high decibel battle over inappropriate dress, the parade of worthless pimply faced suitors, the coming of the great storm of estrogen fueled tirades about unfairness, the massive cell phone bills, the swarm of jeans purchased with holes already in them, the hideous coming of the clown *** of Babylon first attempts at wearing makeup, the great flood caused by the flushing too many feminine products down the toilet, the ungodly stench of unwashed teenagers and the plague of cockroaches the half eaten plates of food that they leave in their rooms for weeks will eventually bring.

he will need your help Altana, please keep his wine casks full. keep safe his hidden pack of backup cigarettes, fill him with patience and hope that the light you tend at the end of the teenage tunnel will never be extinguished.

keep lots of pictures around from when the girls were cute and innocent and looked lovingly into their father's eyes to help him ease through this transition of scornful glares, eye rolling, exasperated sighs and temper tantrums.

Amen

nice digs and cat bruder.

Almost forgot.

Nik managed to sneak in at some point:

not much here...

The weather has turned gloomy and wet, and I couldn't be happier. *** the sun. I'm also glad the days are shortening up. the girls are full-blown teenagers now, and are rotten. nature has a brilliant way of forcing you to let go of the babies you once cherished. they get smelly, rude, and self-absorbed, and then you're just like "when are you turning 18 again?" ugh. gentle jesus. the role of 'father' is an exhausting and thank-less job and I'll be god-damn lucky to make it through another 12 years of this ***unscathed.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

well, that was an unexpected rant. thanks for being my defacto therapist kind subjects of the kingdom of NI, I'll try to relax... spacebucks are still fun when I get a chance.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sup with everyone else? still alive and healthy? no? you people should include in your will to have someone log on and tell me you died, if that's the case, or I'll just wonder forever.

this whole post is a good example of "some thoughts don't need to be shared" but I typed it, and am bored, also *** it.

He forgot the couch.

I'm feeling jewbie tuesday (temporary name) today. a nice turkey and swiss with a cup o' soup... hhmmmm - mmmmm.

Are you in the space force?

And all good kings need a treasurer.

Back to counting the gold I go.

PARKER!! did you finish moving all of the king's belongings into his new pad yet?

PARKER Edit: Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol ~ Activated

Happy, Monday???

(gets shot out of canon by Parker)

for the young or stupid:

groove is in the heart!

FRIDAY!!! WE'RE HERE!!!



you're right PARKER...it does feel good... the journey was arduous and we certainly

hey wait a minute! I wasn't finished complaining!!! we certainly had...

I saw that was out yesterday and almost bought it immediately. I just have so much space business to handle first >.<

-plays divinity 2
-chloroforms all the things

I like where this is going.

subjugate them. become the king you were destined to be

is ok. We'll put up a shrine of you by the one of the Haurshefaunt ones~

Yea, incredibly shy and since she didn't know me that well she was really waiting to get to know me. Took a lot to get her out of her shell.

kinda imagine you 2 have been "dating" since like, week 2
:v

guess not officially ?

Dating 100% confirmed.

Now to think of how I'm going to deal with her parents in the future if I ever have to meet them. >.>;

zzzzzzzzz

/chloroformrag