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I meant remove the plug before you do anything at all with it ever.

I thought you meant push mower where the blade is attached directly to the motor so even doing something like removing the blade to sharpen it that tiny bit of movement can unexpectedly start the mower going, like push starting a car or motorcycle....

if it's a riding mower the most likely point of failure is the safety switch in the seat. so if your battery has juice and you have a good spark plug try listening for or measuring (if you have a volt/ohm meter)the seat switch.

it shouldn't turn over at all if the safety switch is disengaged

tried a new spark plug. i think it's something ignition wise. i hold the clutch and turn the key, but i don't even get a click like it's trying to start.

Remove the spark plug!!!!!

if you don't have a spark plug socket go out and get one. that's probably how that old *** lost half an arm...

I watched it happen once.... [15 year old me] but pops... my small engine repair teacher mr weisman said you ALWAYS have to take the spark plug all the way out... [POPS] PFFFFT I UNPLUGGED IT DIDN'T I?!??!

VRRROOOOOOM!!!! ZING!!! CRASH!!!

/stares at wrench embedded in wall of garage

[15 year old me] no.

jebus we're lucky nobody lost any digits that time

my mower is down. so, i've got the neighborhood half armed, one-eyed man mowing it for me. nice as can be, but i can't understand more than 5% of wtf he says.

Love what you do. It may take some time to convince yourself that you love whatever it is that you have to do for work. hut I find that by telling myself over and over again that I love what I do, it helps. the positive reinforcement helps me get through...

the guys that are always hating this and that and the other thing makes it even worse for everyone....

come PARKER let's get these corpses buried before they smell any worse... /whistles while he works I LOVE DIGGING GRAVES PARKER!!!

On one hand I want to be productive today.

On the other hand I really don't want to be productive at work.

I feel like I'm a dog chasing his tail today...

Speaking of which, reason #18904 I believe that my cat may actually be a dog: Caught her chasing her tail until she fell down yesterday. Note: it was adorable. Remember to "d'aaaw" later

PARKER Edit: a paltry 89 million Sir


PARKER where is that one monk that flops around like a fish?

Whatever it is put my name in!

It's good to see you up and walking again parker!

what's the powerball up to? I'm exhausted.

PARKER I'm gonna need a cup of coffee, a pack of cigarettes and a stiff drink, not necessarily in that order.

I also need those reports on my desk by noon.

Chop chop~

so much hatred it's almost immeasurable... I've worked thirty hours this week already and it's only wednesday... oh right...



A happy chinese wednesday to all those that celebrate...

now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a meeting in the observatory...



PARKER more coffee!

Meshi came to Columbus once and I wondered myself how I would explain who he was to anyone...ummm he's the king of the imaginary land that I waste a lot of time in when i should be working

He probably said to his wife...

Hey honey, I'm going to go meet some crazy guy from the Internet at a truck stop in the middle of a barren wasteland... bbl!

What's his name? ...idk
what does he look like? ...a werewolf in a business suit? maybe...it'll be fine he's bringing his son, hulk jr with him...they drove an unmarked white panel van here from ohio for no apparant reason....

Mosin called me that night on his way home lol... it went like this... phone rings... ahh the answering machine will get it(I never set up a message)... then I looked over to the phone and saw Mosin and had a double take because I didn’t think he ever actually used his phone... then I was like oh ***who died so I then picked it up only to find you guys had met with up lol... I admit I would have gotten out of my lawn chair for an event such as this...

The best thing though is how basically everyone in his life gave him some kind of warning that the bad internet man was gonna kill him... it was good times...

That lawn chair is fantastic...

Now that the shadow files has covered up admissions to felony level theft maybe we will get them released.

It's a very odd college town... be glad you didn't stop.

I was in the middle of reading it too. drove me right back to work, it did.

can't break what never did work in the first place....

you'd be hard pressed to find anyone left unaware.

also fu girlboy and your TWO AQUARIUMS!!!



that thread was funny

not to be confused with Nihilists.

for sure. there was much to be said.

Hate to break it to you Nik but...

*** all this “elitism” talk.
Ni~ism is the best ism. Ni-litists!!!

drove through it on the 80 to the 380

/feels dumb

Meeeh finding me currently is a little weird since I'm currently in a small mostly Amish area off of Iowa City... Stupid freakin' village thing...small town...whatever... I don't like it. >:|

no I would have passed out... that monday JR and I drove sixteen hours to Mitchell, SD for work, then I worked twelve hours the next day, then I got up at 5am to finish in time to drive two more hours to meet mosin in mordor.... forty hours in three days or something

mosin had a beer but I knew if I drank one I would have fallen asleep before the waitress brought out the salad ...he had to drive five hours too so he couldn't get ripped

my brain was so fried... mosin tossed his cigarette butt into the bed of his pickup and I stood there... way too long... pondering the meaning of it.

I thought about trying to find you since we had to drive diagonally all the way through iowa...but by thursday my brain was a lump of smoked cheese.

if I get up there again maybe I'll plan for an extra day and go all the way to rapid city so we can get drunk.

The terms of the battle of murdo weren't in our favor ole' boy.


god damn it, yeah we should have. such is life...

The real question is, did you guys at least share a glass of scotch?

idk I think I could still go as him for halloween.

for everyone that was wondering, mosin looks exactly like his pictures he has posted here....

some people spend hours with their cellphones getting just the right angle/lighting/expression and then you see them in person and they are all cross eyed, weird looking and leave you wondering how much time they spent with photoshop...

not mosin...he probably spent three... maybe four seconds tops getting into frame and waiting for autofocus...

damn I should have had junior snap a pic of us for posterity...

way to go brain...you were only two and a half weeks late with that idea... I'll show you!