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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-11 08:47:30
monday nikolce is going to hate my guts
so much hatred it's almost immeasurable... I've worked thirty hours this week already and it's only wednesday... oh right...
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A happy chinese wednesday to all those that celebrate...
now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a meeting in the observatory...
PARKER more coffee!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-11 08:55:43
PARKER I'm gonna need a cup of coffee, a pack of cigarettes and a stiff drink, not necessarily in that order.
I also need those reports on my desk by noon.
Chop chop~
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-11 09:56:39
It's good to see you up and walking again parker!
what's the powerball up to? I'm exhausted.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-11 10:23:15
It's good to see you up and walking again parker!
what's the powerball up to? I'm exhausted. Whatever it is put my name in!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-11 10:24:39
what's the powerball up to?
PARKER Edit: a paltry 89 million Sir
PARKER where is that one monk that flops around like a fish?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-11 10:56:45
On one hand I want to be productive today.
On the other hand I really don't want to be productive at work.
I feel like I'm a dog chasing his tail today...
Speaking of which, reason #18904 I believe that my cat may actually be a dog: Caught her chasing her tail until she fell down yesterday. Note: it was adorable. Remember to "d'aaaw" later
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-11 12:31:36
I want to be productive today. It may take some time to convince yourself that you love whatever it is that you have to do for work. hut I find that by telling myself over and over again that I love what I do, it helps. the positive reinforcement helps me get through...
the guys that are always hating this and that and the other thing makes it even worse for everyone....
come PARKER let's get these corpses buried before they smell any worse... /whistles while he works I LOVE DIGGING GRAVES PARKER!!!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-11 13:00:53
my mower is down. so, i've got the neighborhood half armed, one-eyed man mowing it for me. nice as can be, but i can't understand more than 5% of wtf he says.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-11 13:11:58
Remove the spark plug!!!!!
if you don't have a spark plug socket go out and get one. that's probably how that old *** lost half an arm...
I watched it happen once.... [15 year old me] but pops... my small engine repair teacher mr weisman said you ALWAYS have to take the spark plug all the way out... [POPS] PFFFFT I UNPLUGGED IT DIDN'T I?!??!
VRRROOOOOOM!!!! ZING!!! CRASH!!!
/stares at wrench embedded in wall of garage
[15 year old me] no.
jebus we're lucky nobody lost any digits that time
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-11 13:15:43
tried a new spark plug. i think it's something ignition wise. i hold the clutch and turn the key, but i don't even get a click like it's trying to start.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-11 13:34:17
tried a new spark plug. i think it's something ignition wise. i hold the clutch and turn the key, but i don't even get a click like it's trying to start.
I meant remove the plug before you do anything at all with it ever.
I thought you meant push mower where the blade is attached directly to the motor so even doing something like removing the blade to sharpen it that tiny bit of movement can unexpectedly start the mower going, like push starting a car or motorcycle....
if it's a riding mower the most likely point of failure is the safety switch in the seat. so if your battery has juice and you have a good spark plug try listening for or measuring (if you have a volt/ohm meter)the seat switch.
it shouldn't turn over at all if the safety switch is disengaged
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-11 14:51:14
i'll check that. i borrowed my dad's trickle charge thing to make sure the battery has a charge. left it over night plugged in. still did the same thing. the little display on the mower comes on and shows SVC, but i'm not paying a john deer dealership a nickle. going to trade it to the guy mowing for free mows while i look for buying a new one.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-11 14:58:49
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-12 11:54:25
the little display on the mower comes on and shows SVC
that could mean a lot of different things...
not_sure_if_correct_manual
PARKER we're going to need a lot of beer, some overalls, trucker hats, red shop rags, wd-40, flannel shirts, a roll of duct tape, and a carton of cigarettes.
then we can all stand around his mower in a semi circle and take turns wiggling wires and futzing with it...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-12 12:30:46
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-12 12:34:20
Mhm, yep.
Just what I thought...
His whatchamacallit is interfering with the whozit whatzit causing the thingamabob to be improperly seated to the thingamajig.
*sage-like nod*
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-12 13:23:23
It’s so obvious now that you’ve explained it.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-12 13:29:22
*struggles to sit up and drink coffee*
urrrgggguuuuaaaa
*dozes*
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-12 13:35:44
PARKER!!! get that man some more coffee on the double
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-12 14:08:20
the woman wanted to talk about feelings last night. i got like 4 hours of sleep. i wonder if she cares about these feelings.
*downs more coffee*
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-12 14:16:22
the woman wanted to talk about feelings last night. i got like 4 hours of sleep. i wonder if she cares about these feelings.
bummer!
Those conversations will vex me until the end of time immortal... It's like, hey lady, I'm more or less the same as the day we married 12 years ago, my 'feelings', as they were, aren't really subject to much change. Women must go through a hell of a lot more than I do, because man, the cornucopia of what my wife FEELS in a single day encompasses my emotions for like 5 years. It's truly pretty wild we can cohabitate at all...
I'm like fry's dog. days, weeks, seasons, years pass and I stand here like wtf is going on, yo? the teens are snorting condoms now? OK...
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-12 14:42:33
the woman wanted to talk about feelings last night. i got like 4 hours of sleep. i wonder if she cares about these feelings.
bummer!
Those conversations will vex me until the end of time immortal... It's like, hey lady, I'm more or less the same as the day we married 12 years ago, my 'feelings', as they were, aren't really subject to much change. Women must go through a hell of a lot more than I do, because man, the cornucopia of what my wife FEELS in a single day encompasses my emotions for like 5 years. It's truly pretty wild we can cohabitate at all...
I'm like fry's dog. days, weeks, seasons, years pass and I stand here like wtf is going on, yo? the teens are snorting condoms now? OK...
she was legit upset because she was mad at me and then when we talked she felt better. she was like, "IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU CAN JUST CALM ME LIKE THAT.". i was dumbfounded... YES IT'S SO HORRIBLE THAT YOU'VE FOUND SOMEONE THAT IS EASY. SOMEONE WHO MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER JUST BY TALKING TO THEM. OHHHH POOR YOU. WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER IF YOU HAD SOMEONE THAT WAS ANNOYING AND GOT ON YOUR NERVES?!
i'm sure this will happen again in less than a week. i don't know if it has the legs to make it mos.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-04-12 15:09:03
Most of human existence, 315,000 years or so has been sustained by hunting and gathering in band societies. The men would all go off and hunt and the women could all sit around are share their feelings with each other. Men would of course share nothing because you can't make any noise while you are hunting... unless you are girlboy and his drunken cousin and you enjoy coming back empty handed....
But then... increasing numbers of human societies began to practice sedentary agriculture approximately 10,000 years ago and men started staying home and farming. But men were still out in the fields all day saying almost nothing to no one because there was nobody else around and at night we would come home and pass out.
Then the industrial revolution began and not long after that unions formed and aggressively negotiated an eight hour work day...on September 3, 1916 congress passed it into law which left us with eight hours of sleep and eight hours of free time to attempt to connect with our life partners and share, explain and come to terms with our feelings that we never even knew we had, ever realized they were important or ever shared with anyone else ever.
that's right 102 years to try to catch up with women and their 314,898 year head start...
we're only better at controlling our feelings and emotions because we haven't had any time to find anything useful to do with them and we never had to share them with anyone so nobody knew we had any.
but our wives have them and they no longer gather around smooth rocks on the river edge to talk to other women about them while they beat the stink out of clothes on the rock while we are off hunting.
so it's up to us, but we don't know what were doing and it's impossible to understand because we have no role models....all the data is encrypted and all the enigma machines are broken
but here is the key brothers. just listen. listen and ask questions and talk a lot. eventually the women will talk themselves out unless we say something terribly offensive. and then they will feel better. because that's what they have been doing for 315,000 years
then we can go back to staring at the clouds and thinking about absolutely nothing at all about anything of any importance.... because that's what we do, because we're idiots.
the end
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-12 15:30:14
then we can go back to staring at the clouds and thinking about absolutely nothing at all about anything of any importance....
sounds nice just thinking about it. you're lulling me into a friday mood.
i'm sure this will happen again in less than a week.
that's right! for reasons niko has lined out above. just learn to accept it as a part of life. unless of course she isn't the one that makes it easy to overcome, then maybe find the next one.
That's up to you, I don't have enough info.
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-12 15:31:44
UNLESS ANY OF THE WAYWARD NI WOMEN WOULD LIKE TO COME HOME AND CORRECT ME!
>:O
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-12 15:44:25
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2018-04-12 16:19:06
The women of Ni have forsaken us.
We are alone.
Forever emotionally dumb.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2018-04-12 16:39:06
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By Siren.Mosin 2018-04-12 17:01:55
those are some legit boobies, in his defense.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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