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Corrupt A Wish game
By Bloodrose 2015-07-25 15:08:42
I wish I didn't have to work to make money. Granted, but you would have to live your life as a hobo. Or Kim Kardashian's pet Magnuss.
I wish people respected me for once in my life >.>
everyone in the world respects you, but the only person left in the world is wilson from castaway. everyone has died from magnuss's boiling world.
i wish it was tuesday so i could be closing on my house. Granted, but the closing costs are triple the value of the home.
I wish that I had some sort of charisma or natural ability to charm the ***out of people >.> Granted! But you would be charming the ***out of people... literally and it gets very messy.
I wish everyone's happiest dreams came true - as a nightmare.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34187
By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-25 15:10:20
I wish I didn't have to work to make money. Granted, but you would have to live your life as a hobo. Or Kim Kardashian's pet Magnuss.
I wish people respected me for once in my life >.>
everyone in the world respects you, but the only person left in the world is wilson from castaway. everyone has died from magnuss's boiling world.
i wish it was tuesday so i could be closing on my house. Granted, but the closing costs are triple the value of the home.
I wish that I had some sort of charisma or natural ability to charm the ***out of people >.> Granted! But you would be charming the ***out of people... literally and it gets very messy.
I wish everyone's happiest dreams came true - as a nightmare. Granted, but the nightmare would be me charming the *** (literally speaking) out of them.
I wish Bloodrose had a happier outlook in life.
By Zyla 2015-07-25 15:42:08
granted! however bloodrose now feels happiest when brutally stabbing ppl randomly and in quick succession.
i wish all ffxi servers were merged into 1 big server
 Bismarck.Herrera
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 72
By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-25 15:47:32
granted! however bloodrose now feels happiest when brutally stabbing ppl randomly and in quick succession.
i wish all ffxi servers were merged into 1 big server Granted! But you end up leading the ls that houses every single idiot that has ever played ffxi.
I wish my neighbors were really hot slutty girls I could hit w/e I wanted to.
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Server: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 6427
By Grumpy Cat 2015-07-25 16:04:30
granted! however bloodrose now feels happiest when brutally stabbing ppl randomly and in quick succession.
i wish all ffxi servers were merged into 1 big server Granted! But you end up leading the ls that houses every single idiot that has ever played ffxi.
I wish my neighbors were really hot slutty girls I could hit w/e I wanted to. Granted but because you hit them they charge you with assault and you go to prison!
I wish I didn't drink all that crab juice.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34187
By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-25 16:41:02
granted! however bloodrose now feels happiest when brutally stabbing ppl randomly and in quick succession.
i wish all ffxi servers were merged into 1 big server Granted! But you end up leading the ls that houses every single idiot that has ever played ffxi.
I wish my neighbors were really hot slutty girls I could hit w/e I wanted to. Granted but because you hit them they charge you with assault and you go to prison!
I wish I didn't drink all that crab juice. Granted but your car has been towed due to drinking the fresca instead
I wish "The Evil Within" wasn't such a horrible game. Granted, "The Evil Within" turns into "Barbie's Horse Adventures"
I wish Josiah doesn't have to Josiah'd everything.
 Bahamut.Ravael
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13622
By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-25 17:22:31
I wish Josiah doesn't have to Josiah'd everything.
Your wish is my command. Now you have to Josiah everything instead.
I wish I had a stereotypical butler named Jeeves.
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By Zyla 2015-07-25 17:26:12
granted, however he's a total sadist and bullies you into doing all his bidding instead.
i wish i'd find a duffel bag full of unmarked 100 dollar bills at work tonight
Bahamut.Ravael
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13622
By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-25 17:28:20
granted, however he's a total sadist and bullies you into doing all his bidding instead.
i wish i'd find a duffel bag full of unmarked 100 dollar bills at work tonight
Granted, but they look like this:
I wish all foods that I like tasted as good as they did the first time.
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4307
By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-07-25 17:37:39
I wish all foods that I like tasted as good as they did the first time. Granted! But they tasted like crap to begin with.
Wish the sky was red.
By Bloodrose 2015-07-25 17:49:55
I wish all foods that I like tasted as good as they did the first time. Granted! But they tasted like crap to begin with.
Wish the sky was red. Granted, but the sky becomes red from the blood of war and the death of your loved ones.
I wish Krispy Kreme didn't make horrible donuts.
By Zyla 2015-07-25 17:58:49
granted, however their main ingredient is now crack and everyone overdoses on drug filled sugary goodness and dies.
i wish the platypus would make up it's mind about what it wants to be
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 332
By Shiva.Kingmancat 2015-07-25 18:01:27
granted, however their main ingredient is now crack and everyone overdoses on drug filled sugary goodness and dies.
i wish the platypus would make up it's mind about what it wants to be
Granted. All platypi are now Caitlyn Jenner.
I wish Square Enix would re-release all its Square Soft libraby from the late 90's - early 2000's. Especially the ones that never made it out of Japan.
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Server: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 6427
By Grumpy Cat 2015-07-25 18:19:02
granted, however their main ingredient is now crack and everyone overdoses on drug filled sugary goodness and dies.
i wish the platypus would make up it's mind about what it wants to be
Granted. All platypi are now Caitlyn Jenner.
I wish Square Enix would re-release all its Square Soft libraby from the late 90's - early 2000's. Especially the ones that never made it out of Japan. Granted! They are all xbox exclusive and all healing items and spells require microtransactions!
I wish Michael Jackson were still alive.
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By Zyla 2015-07-25 18:24:09
granted! however you're now an 8 yo boy and he's got his sights set on you.
i wish i had a chocolate waterfall
Server: Shiva
Game: FFXI
Posts: 332
By Shiva.Kingmancat 2015-07-25 18:26:29
granted! however you're now an 8 yo boy and he's got his sights set on you.
i wish i had a chocolate waterfall
Granted, but its that laxative chocolate.
I wish the Veteran's Affairs wasn't so jacked up.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34187
By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-25 18:47:42
granted! however you're now an 8 yo boy and he's got his sights set on you.
i wish i had a chocolate waterfall
Granted, but its that laxative chocolate.
I wish the Veteran's Affairs wasn't so jacked up. Granted, now they are efficient and helpful as every other government agency. Now please wait in line for the next 3 days while you get a number to wait in line to get called back to wait in line to make a reservation to wait in line for the next available agent to give you a date to wait in line at the agency.
I wish the government wasn't so inefficient...
Cerberus.Tikal
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4945
By Cerberus.Tikal 2015-07-25 19:07:51
Granted, but now Skynet is efficiently cleansing the earth of humans.
I wish hunger was no longer a world-wide problem.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 34187
By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-25 19:16:38
Granted, but now Skynet is efficiently cleansing the earth of humans.
I wish hunger was no longer a world-wide problem. Granted, but everyone is dead, so nobody is hungry anymore.
I wish there was a way to make video games real >.>
Bahamut.Ravael
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13622
By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-25 19:33:56
Granted, but now Skynet is efficiently cleansing the earth of humans.
I wish hunger was no longer a world-wide problem. Granted, but everyone is dead, so nobody is hungry anymore.
I wish there was a way to make video games real >.>
Granted, but you are crushed by a Tetris block within seconds.
I wish I had Iron Man's suit.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4307
By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-07-25 19:53:36
Granted, but you are crushed by a Tetris block within seconds.
I wish I had Iron Man's suit.
Granted but it's out of power and you are locked inside.
Wish I knew how to put furnishings together w/o putting some piece on backwards.
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-25 20:21:10
Boom, you're the expert at putting furniture together. Now all your friends and family members keep bothering you to come over to their place to help them move and put their furniture together.
I wish my students weren't such *** sometimes.
Bismarck.Herrera
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 72
By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-25 21:05:36
I wish my students weren't such *** sometimes.
Granted! From now on all your students are ***.
I wish I had a mountain dew right now so I wouldn't have to go out and get one.
 Ragnarok.Yatenkou
Server: Ragnarok
Game: FFXI
Posts: 319
By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2015-07-25 21:33:57
I wish my students weren't such *** sometimes.
Granted! From now on all your students are ***.
I wish I had a mountain dew right now so I wouldn't have to go out and get one. Granted! However it's the final Dew that eats the last bit of your stomach lining, causing your stomach acid to eat through and then kill you!!!
I wish I could have time travel, have full control of the time travel, and the time travel works in multiverse theory so I can't *** up the present nor get stuck in the past nor the future.
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 4307
By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-07-25 21:55:00
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »I wish I could have time travel, have full control of the time travel, and the time travel works in multiverse theory so I can't *** up the present nor get stuck in the past nor the future. Granted! Unfortunately you time travel forward to time when the area you are in is under liquid hot magma and die instantly.
I wish I had a wish cause I'm all out ...
Server: Excalibur
Game: FFXIV
Posts: 6427
By Grumpy Cat 2015-07-25 22:14:17
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »I wish I could have time travel, have full control of the time travel, and the time travel works in multiverse theory so I can't *** up the present nor get stuck in the past nor the future. Granted! Unfortunately you time travel forward to time when the area you are in is under liquid hot magma and die instantly.
I wish I had a wish cause I'm all out ... Granted. You have become an overprivileged teenage girl. You will no longer be content with anything you have and will always wish for more!
I wish I had some pie.
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Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-25 22:18:49
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »I wish I could have time travel, have full control of the time travel, and the time travel works in multiverse theory so I can't *** up the present nor get stuck in the past nor the future. Granted! Unfortunately you time travel forward to time when the area you are in is under liquid hot magma and die instantly.
I wish I had a wish cause I'm all out ... Granted! By wishing to have a wish you are given unlimited wish power, but this power comes with a great price as you are now a djinn and must spend the rest of eternity trapped inside a very small lamp waiting to be released just to endure being the slave of the master that released you.
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos
EDIT: I wish I posted faster (damnit Grumpy Cat)
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Bismarck.Magnuss
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 28615
By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-25 22:28:54
It's mincemeat.
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos All fast food is now made out of Play Doh and acrylic paint.
I wish 30 Rock made new episodes.
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Bahamut.Ravael
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 13622
By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-25 22:54:52
It's mincemeat.
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos All fast food is now made out of Play Doh and acrylic paint.
I wish 30 Rock made new episodes.
New 30 Rock episodes are now available, written and directed by Uwe Boll.
I wish I had a star to wish upon.
I got this game off another forum I like to visit and thought it would be fun to bring to our site!
Quote: So I thought of starting a new forum game. Used to play something like this on some other forum I once frequent on. Can get funny imo if done right.
How to play: User 1 makes a wish. The next poster grants the wish but adds some consequences/twists or something like that and then the poster makes a wish of his/her own and so on.
Ex:
-User 1: I wish my wallet was full of coins
-User 2: Granted, but you lose your wallet on your way home. I wish I can fly!
And remember, this is all just for fun!
So lets get this started!
I wish for this game to be lots of fun for everyone!
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