Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted! Mrs Upton now feels she has always been a man trapped in a woman's body, undergoes surgery, she/he now looks like the HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE son of El Chapo and Donald Trump.

I wish I had money growing on trees!

Your money tree flourishes and makes you a very rich individual. As you put your billions of dollars into the economy, the government desperately tries to keep up with the massive amount of inflation that you have caused. Soon, the economy collapses, which causes a worldwide meltdown as nation after nation goes bankrupt in the worst economic depression known to mankind. Soon, revolutions erupt from the masses and one by one, governments topple and political leaders are executed. In their place, terrifying dictators take control of various assets, including nuclear warfare. Soon the globe erupts in a thousand mushroom clouds as these new "leaders" unleash hell upon their neighbors. The fallout is so massive that not a single human being survives. Meanwhile, on the international space station, what human beings remain look on as the world they knew becomes ash and they realize that they can never go home. Realizing that they only have enough provisions to last a month, these people soon turn on each other and after all the rations disappear, they resort to cannibalism. Soon, there is only one human being alive, and he sits alone looking at a picture of his wife and child as he slowly dies from starvation. With his death, the entire human being population is wiped out.

I wish I was like 6 inches shorter.

Granted! You just died.

I wish that my job was easier and less stressful.

Granted but you have to talk to hippies all day.

I wish I would win the lottery.

Granted! It was only the lowest payout though.

I wish the world started to become more intelligent as a whole, instead of this ongoing mob idiocy mentality that has been prevalent for the past few decades.

Granted! but now this self aware world intelligently decides to rid itself of humans congrats KN you have killed us all again!

i wish i could see the look on Mags face if the supreme court made punctuation a hate crime against internet users and outlawed it

Granted but Mag has to correct 8th grade English papers for the rest of his life !

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but that mind would be mine and you would be left crying laughing and curled up in the fetal position till you die of starvation

i wish people with an i.q of under 125 would be sterilized

Granted but after the process the only people left are smug scientists !

I wish I could time travel.

granted, however everyone who saw you in a time other than your own would see you in the form of naked rosie o'donnell

i wish i could change molecular composition on a global level

Granted! In learning how to use your powers you accidentally change all the oxygen to ozone and you wipe out the planet.

I wish I didn't have to work weekends.

Granted , you lose your job entirely and don't work at all anymore.

I wish the sky was was green and the grass was blue.

Granted! You are now color blind see everything in shades of pink.

I wish I had long hair.

Granted! You now have long hair, but only on your knuckles and back.

I wish today was taco tuesday

Granted , but Trump builds a wall between you and the taco stand.

I wish chickens could cross the road without having to be asked why everytime.

Granted, but they can only cross the road in the form of KFC meals.

I wish my cats would listen to me.

Granted! Your cats now listen to you, they still don't give a crap and do what they want, but they do listen.

I wish that colored pencils never had to be sharpened.

Granted, but now ever colored pencil has become a crayon!

I wish to eliminate all memes from the internet!

Wish granted, however at the cost of the collapse of the internet.

I wish a comet would strike earth and end all life.

Granted, but not until the day we've all migrated to Kepler 452b

I wish for Ghaleon to get sex whenever he wants (plz corrupt this!)

Granted, he can have sex whenever he wants but... Not in the hole he wants...

I wish all mithras in the world were actual sexy girls.

Granted! But now they have self esteem and won't have sex with you!

I wish that there were no spiders in the world!

Granted! There are no more spiders in the world. The world becomes over run with flies. Dysentery becomes a massive plague around the entire earth. You died of dysentery.

I wish there was 25 hours in a day so I could sleep in an hour later.

When the extra hour is added, the world experiences another hour of sunlight, which causes global warming to occur more rapidly. The seas boil and the world is soon thrown into a thousand year drought.

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

Granted, but you would have to live your life as a hobo. Or Kim Kardashian's pet Magnuss.

I wish people respected me for once in my life >.>

Granted! You no longer work, but you no longer make any money.

I wish Magnuss were actually Scruffy from Futurama.

everyone in the world respects you, but the only person left in the world is wilson from castaway. everyone has died from magnuss's boiling world.


i wish it was tuesday so i could be closing on my house.

Granted, but the closing costs are triple the value of the home.

I wish that I had some sort of charisma or natural ability to charm the ***out of people >.>