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 Cerberus.Conagh
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-07-24 17:22:11
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Siren.Lordgrim said: »
Granted but you got to tap your toes twice together

My final wish in this thread is to Abolish all forms of centralized banking and the wish can't be taken back or altered even if someone tries to wish for it.

Granted! however.

I wish Lordgrim had never been born to make his wish in the first place. (I didn't amend your Wish, just your life before you could make it!)
 
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-07-24 17:26:43
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
Siren.Lordgrim said: »
Granted but you got to tap your toes twice together My final wish in this thread is to Abolish all forms of centralized banking and the wish can't be taken back or altered even if someone tries to wish for it.
Granted! But only a side effect since all humanity was also abolished; we got hit by an extinction level event meteor.

I wish I could go back in time and save humanity.

Too slow!
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-24 17:33:10
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Cerberus.Conagh said: »
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
Siren.Lordgrim said: »
Granted but you got to tap your toes twice together My final wish in this thread is to Abolish all forms of centralized banking and the wish can't be taken back or altered even if someone tries to wish for it.
Granted! But only a side effect since all humanity was also abolished; we got hit by an extinction level event meteor.

I wish I could go back in time and save humanity.

Too slow!
Granted! you are now Internet Explorer on dial up!

I wish I was surrounded by boobs!
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-07-24 17:41:20
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Cerberus.Conagh said: »
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »
Siren.Lordgrim said: »
Granted but you got to tap your toes twice together My final wish in this thread is to Abolish all forms of centralized banking and the wish can't be taken back or altered even if someone tries to wish for it.
Granted! But only a side effect since all humanity was also abolished; we got hit by an extinction level event meteor.

I wish I could go back in time and save humanity.

Too slow!
Granted! you are now Internet Explorer on dial up!

I wish I was surrounded by boobs!

Granted but they belong to obese men.

I wish I was Rich.
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-24 18:08:40
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Josiahkf said: »
Granted! your name is now richard
I wish I wasn't in so much pain right now
Granted! You are no longer in pain, because you are dead.

I wish someone gave me the 6k alexandrites I to finish burtang.
 
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-24 18:45:06
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Bismarck.Josiahkf said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Josiahkf said: »
Granted! your name is now richard
I wish I wasn't in so much pain right now
Granted! You are no longer in pain, because you are dead.

I wish someone gave me the 6k alexandrites I to finish burtang.
Granted! You just received 6,000 alexandrite stones in real life right above your body, landing on you now; you are dead as well.
I wish herre and I could have lived another day.
Granted, but it's only half a day for each of you.

I wish I were immortal!
 
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-24 18:53:38
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First off, it's paycheck. Secondly, bad news, friend. It's a teacher's paycheck. Womp womp!

I wish I was the lead singer in a famous Metal band.
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-24 18:54:38
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Asura.Josiahfk said: »
Granted but you are trapped under 50 tons of rubble for all eternity. Enough forever ***!

I wish the next poster would give me their next paycheque.
Granted, but it's impossible to cash anywhere.

I wish for a nice cold slurpee on a hot day
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-24 19:16:37
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
First off, it's paycheck. Secondly, bad news, friend. It's a teacher's paycheck. Womp womp!

I wish I was the lead singer in a famous Metal band.
Granted! Overdose.

Bloodrose said: »
Granted, but it's impossible to cash anywhere.

I wish for a nice cold slurpee on a hot day

Granted! Massive bird shits on your drink before you can enjoy it!

I wish for world peace!
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-07-24 19:34:33
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
I wish for world peace!

Granted. A zombie plague has wiped out humanity. No one's left to fight!

I wish I didn't get such nasty headaches all the time.
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-24 19:36:05
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Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
I wish for world peace!

Granted. A zombie plague has wiped out humanity. No one's left to fight!

I wish I didn't get such nasty headaches all the time.
Granted! But your headaches have moved to your wife!

I wish the zombies would dance
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By Sylph.Kyogi 2015-07-24 19:45:37
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Bloodrose said: »
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
I wish for world peace!

Granted. A zombie plague has wiped out humanity. No one's left to fight!

I wish I didn't get such nasty headaches all the time.
Granted! But your headaches have moved to your wife!

I wish the zombies would dance

Granted. But its the zombies from thriller!

I wish I could run at the speed of light.
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By Grumpy Cat 2015-07-24 19:48:16
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Sylph.Kyogi said: »
Granted. But its the zombies from thriller!

I wish I could run at the speed of light.
Granted! But now everyone in the world believes you had sex with your own mother and it is all they can think about when they see you!

I wish you could untoast toasted bread.
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By Sylph.Kyogi 2015-07-24 19:55:11
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Sylph.Kyogi said: »
Granted. But its the zombies from thriller!

I wish I could run at the speed of light.
Granted! But now everyone in the world believes you had sex with your own mother and it is all they can think about when they see you!

I wish you could untoast toasted bread.

Granted! But now the bread becomes monster bread and devours your soul into oblivion!

I wish bacon was a food sold at GNC...
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-24 23:29:26
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Granted! but the bacon is made of tofu!

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to watch new episodes of my favorite shows
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By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2015-07-24 23:53:45
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! but the bacon is made of tofu!

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to watch new episodes of my favorite shows

Your favorite TV show has been canceled!

I wish I could get a certain drop in Dusk Vigil.
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By Sylph.Kyogi 2015-07-25 00:12:57
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! but the bacon is made of tofu!

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to watch new episodes of my favorite shows

Your favorite TV show has been canceled!

I wish I could get a certain drop in Dusk Vigil.

Granted! But you dc just as you are about to lot!

I wish I could write a manga.
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By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2015-07-25 00:15:41
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Sylph.Kyogi said: »
Ragnarok.Yatenkou said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! but the bacon is made of tofu!

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to watch new episodes of my favorite shows

Your favorite TV show has been canceled!

I wish I could get a certain drop in Dusk Vigil.

Granted! But you dc just as you are about to lot!

I wish I could write a manga.

Wish granted! However the only people willing to publish it turned your manga into a hentai!

I wish I could discover the perfect meal...
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By Soraishin 2015-07-25 00:50:17
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Wish granted! However the only people willing to publish it turned your manga into a hentai!

I wish I could discover the perfect meal...

Wish Granted, you find that meal but King Joffrey sewed your mouth closed before you can eat it.

I wish we could ride on clouds like in Super Mario.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-25 00:53:04
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Granted! You can now ride on clouds but global warming dries all the water off of the earth and clouds no longer exist

I wish I could wish for more wishes
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2015-07-25 01:04:47
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! You can now ride on clouds but global warming dries all the water off of the earth and clouds no longer exist

I wish I could wish for more wishes
Granted. However, the multi-wish monster also has a penchant for fresh testicles as payment.

I wish coarse sandpaper would be roughly twice as durable as it currently is.
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-25 01:05:57
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! You can now ride on clouds but global warming dries all the water off of the earth and clouds no longer exist

I wish I could wish for more wishes
Granted. However, the multi-wish monster also has a penchant for fresh testicles as payment.

I wish coarse sandpaper would be roughly twice as durable as it currently is.

Granted! But it's now ten times as expensive.

I wish aliens would invade the planet for the sole purpose of teaching us all how to breakdance.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-25 01:13:04
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! You can now ride on clouds but global warming dries all the water off of the earth and clouds no longer exist

I wish I could wish for more wishes
Granted. However, the multi-wish monster also has a penchant for fresh testicles as payment.

I wish coarse sandpaper would be roughly twice as durable as it currently is.

Granted! But it's now ten times as expensive.

I wish aliens would invade the planet for the sole purpose of teaching us all how to breakdance.
Granted! But after we master the intergalactic breakdancing moves we get totally served and the rest of the universe makes fun of us for the rest of forever ever.

I wish my chair was more comfortable
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By Soraishin 2015-07-25 01:42:23
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Valefor.Endoq said: »
Granted! You can now ride on clouds but global warming dries all the water off of the earth and clouds no longer exist

I wish I could wish for more wishes
Granted. However, the multi-wish monster also has a penchant for fresh testicles as payment.

I wish coarse sandpaper would be roughly twice as durable as it currently is.

Granted! But it's now ten times as expensive.

I wish aliens would invade the planet for the sole purpose of teaching us all how to breakdance.
Granted! But after we master the intergalactic breakdancing moves we get totally served and the rest of the universe makes fun of us for the rest of forever ever.

I wish my chair was more comfortable

Granted! but then this happens
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I wish Mudkips were real
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By Seraph.Brightblade 2015-07-25 02:16:50
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Granted! But they don't liek u!

I wish I worked at a strip club.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-25 02:28:25
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Boom. All the strippers are clones of Bea Arthur.

I wish I was married to Kate Upton.
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