1£ per hour
5£ per day
500£ for a whole month.
That must be one damn good phone
Linky
Chinese Guy Rents GF To Buy An Iphone
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Chinese guy rents GF to buy an iphone
It's as the title says. This guy wants his new iphone6 so much he's willing to rent his girlfriend:
1£ per hour 5£ per day 500£ for a whole month. That must be one damn good phone Linky Phones before hoes, apparently.
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Valefor.Sehachan said: » Phones before hoes, apparently. Material culture. What a fun sociologic topic.
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It'd be funny if she didn't know he was out doing this, until it popped up on the news after dinner.
ooooooohhhhhhhh to be a fly on the wall for that imaginary conversation.
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They must've improved Siri a lot! LOL.
Reminds me of:
Quote: Construction worker left dangling outside eighth-floor apartment for 40 minutes after 10-year-old cuts his safety rope because the work was drowning out his cartoons. Quote: A construction worker was left dangling 100ft above the ground after a 10-year-old boy cut the man's safety rope because he was drowning out his cartoons. The unnamed boy, from Guizhou, southern China, got fed up of not being able to hear his TV because of the work on Monday, so he cut the man's safety rope, leaving him hanging eight storeys up for 40 minutes. The man, called Mr Liu, yelled to his colleague to call the fire brigade after he became suspended in mid-air. 'I shouted at him to stop but he didn't listen and soon after, the rope was broken. That's when I called to my workmate for help.' After speaking with police, the boy finally came clean and admitted cutting the rope. His father, Mr Tang, was called home from work and returned to see Mr Liu being hauled to his safety. He apologised on behalf of his son, and bought him a new safety rope as compensation. Holy callousness. How is this any different than prostitution?
Quetzalcoatl.Maldini said: » How is this any different than prostitution? It's not. Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Reminds me of: Quote: Construction worker left dangling outside eighth-floor apartment for 40 minutes after 10-year-old cuts his safety rope because the work was drowning out his cartoons. Quote: A construction worker was left dangling 100ft above the ground after a 10-year-old boy cut the man's safety rope because he was drowning out his cartoons. The unnamed boy, from Guizhou, southern China, got fed up of not being able to hear his TV because of the work on Monday, so he cut the man's safety rope, leaving him hanging eight storeys up for 40 minutes. The man, called Mr Liu, yelled to his colleague to call the fire brigade after he became suspended in mid-air. 'I shouted at him to stop but he didn't listen and soon after, the rope was broken. That's when I called to my workmate for help.' After speaking with police, the boy finally came clean and admitted cutting the rope. His father, Mr Tang, was called home from work and returned to see Mr Liu being hauled to his safety. He apologised on behalf of his son, and bought him a new safety rope as compensation. Holy callousness. What a spoiled little ***.
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Leviathan.Comeatmebro said: » the article says no 'funny business' allowed and participants can only eat or study with her, if they want to go on a date he comes sounds like a rip-off.
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actually on 2nd thought, she's 48 Kilograms and 170cms.. those be supermodel stats...I might be interested this.. wonder if she does overseas jobs..
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Sidebar I love women with with blurry eyes...
5'6
105 pounds 33/23/34 Geez, where do I find one of those, let alone find one that will let me rent her out for money. She's either the greatest girlfriend ever or trapped in a terrible situation.
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Quetzalcoatl.Maldini said: » How is this any different than prostitution? The advertisement didn't mention anything about sex though, it says "Services include but not limited to: eat/study/date/play games" blah blah. But no sex, BOOOO! I'm guessing the sex costs extra ?
Maybe groping them titties might be allowed. Don't be shy to ask!
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Valefor.Sehachan said: » Maybe groping them titties might be allowed. Don't be shy to ask! So...gonna.....buy.... Ragnarok.Afania said: » Quetzalcoatl.Maldini said: » How is this any different than prostitution? The advertisement didn't mention anything about sex though, it says "Services include but not limited to: eat/study/date/play games" blah blah. But no sex, BOOOO! Escorts, the good ones, never advertise "sex". They don't eliminate it either. I have a game, its called find the public holiday and her thighs are the seasons.
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Leviathan.Comeatmebro said: » the article says no 'funny business' allowed and participants can only eat or study with her, if they want to go on a date he comes Quetzalcoatl.Maldini said: » actually on 2nd thought, she's 48 Kilograms and 170cms.. those be supermodel stats...I might be interested this.. wonder if she does overseas jobs.. And apparently supermodel intelligence... If she's ok with it, why should anyone object? If she's too dumb or doesn't have the self worth to leave, it's not anyone else's problem.
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How much to get her to dress up like Lulu from FFX ?
Bismarck.Ihina said: » 5'6 105 pounds 33/23/34 Geez, where do I find one of those, let alone find one that will let me rent her out for money. She's either the greatest girlfriend ever or trapped in a terrible situation. Go to a poor neighborhood. Find some chick from a broken home. Appear to be her knight in shining armor then ruthlessly destroy the vestiges of her self esteem. Press her into service utilizing violence to keep her in line. Congratulations you've just obtained a girlfriend. Or a child slave. Doesn't really matter either way.
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Bismarck.Misao said: » Leviathan.Comeatmebro said: » the article says no 'funny business' allowed and participants can only eat or study with her, if they want to go on a date he comes Someone who can't afford an Iphone and is willing to "rent" out his girlfriend, I'm sure can be persuaded to not come for a little extra $$$. That advertisement says "If you wanna knock boots we will talk about the price privately" to me Thailand has better deals, I can get a chick with a *** for an extra 20 bucks and the sex is given.
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Odin.Jassik said: » Quetzalcoatl.Maldini said: » actually on 2nd thought, she's 48 Kilograms and 170cms.. those be supermodel stats...I might be interested this.. wonder if she does overseas jobs.. And apparently supermodel intelligence... If she's ok with it, why should anyone object? If she's too dumb or doesn't have the self worth to leave, it's not anyone else's problem. So much wrong with this. |
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