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By Lakshmi.Saevel 2014-09-19 14:43:53
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Thailand has better deals, I can get a chick with a *** for an extra 20 bucks and the sex is given.

Always check the hands and feet, always.

Funny story involving me, my GF and our trip to Phuket. We has scheduled one night to go out and have fun at bangla road, the known party district. Got there and saw what must of been 20~30 girls with large breasts, high heels, tight shorts and not much else, would frequently lift their tops up. Lots of white people and very few speak English.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COcCuCX7YlY

Anyhow, we're laughing and drinking but something keeps bugging me about all the working girls, something's not right. Then it hits me, all the hands are too large, same with the feet. The hands / feet are too big for the girls height and slightly out of proportion. Most were full conversion transgender, the only thing that couldn't be changed was the hands / feet. Mentioned it to my GF and her eyes got huge (she's a Korean college student), then she paid one "girl" to let her "see / touch" the fake pojji. Was a hilarious experience, got to see some cool shows later on that night.

So yeah folks, if any of you happen to be in that corner of the world, always check the hands and feet cause you might be dealing in counterfeit goods.

Ehh. As long as they're disease-free, roll with it.

We laugh but in the Philippines, the working girls are required to have a card with them that shows the date of their last doctors visit. If it's more then seven days old they can't work. It also has their birthday and whether they are a certified virgin or not. If a girl is caught working without that card, the bar is shut down and heavily fined.

These places run on foreign tourist money and they really don't like to endanger that. Though they really hate Chinese and Korean men there, those guys can be total *** to the girls.
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2014-09-19 14:46:16
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Ya'll are all being trolled hard core. I just had to look at the picture and know it's not his girlfriend. Money talks big in China and South Korea when it comes to the hot girls. If he doesn't have the ability to generate income for whatever shiny gadget he wants then he doesn't have the income to support a moderately attractive girlfriend much less an attractive one. This is a publicity stunt.
Apple's new advertising campaign?
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-09-19 14:48:11
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Ah, high maint women. The doom of the male species since time immemorial.
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2014-09-19 14:49:10
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If you're in Thailand for sex, I'd imagine you're there to bang some traps or choose from the buffet of obviously underaged women too poor to give a *** when some 60 year old slob mounts.
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By Ramyrez 2014-09-19 14:51:02
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Eh. Cultural differences and the like, and I completely understand why (and agree with) the health card; I'm just saying that -- from a pragmatic perspective -- you're not looking to start a family with these girls. If they weren't born girls...eh. So what. They're functionally (and, in their mind, psychologically) women now.

Party it up. They can get the job done.

And hey; they're professionals. You might just have a great time!
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By Ramyrez 2014-09-19 14:57:56
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If you're in Thailand for sex, I'd imagine you're there to bang some traps or choose from the buffet of obviously underaged women too poor to give a *** when some 60 year old slob mounts.

Ugh. So split on that term. I get what it means and I can appreciate the humorous intent behind it, but most transgendered persons aren't looking to "trap" anyone.
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By Blazed1979 2014-09-19 15:02:04
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Ramyrez said: »
Eh. Cultural differences and the like, and I completely understand why (and agree with) the health card; I'm just saying that -- from a pragmatic perspective -- you're not looking to start a family with these girls. If they weren't born girls...eh. So what. They're functionally (and, in their mind, psychologically) women now.

Party it up. They can get the job done.

And hey; they're professionals. You might just have a great time!
What if they showed you pics of what they used to look like?
I know a few friends who have been to Thailand and I jokingly ask "Get an *** action?" they always over-deny... like.. yeah dude something went down and you have this look on your face like you really don't want to remember... ever
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By Ramyrez 2014-09-19 15:03:41
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Eh. Cultural differences and the like, and I completely understand why (and agree with) the health card; I'm just saying that -- from a pragmatic perspective -- you're not looking to start a family with these girls. If they weren't born girls...eh. So what. They're functionally (and, in their mind, psychologically) women now.

Party it up. They can get the job done.

And hey; they're professionals. You might just have a great time!
What if they showed you pics of what they used to look like?
I know a few friends who have been to Thailand and I jokingly ask "Get an *** action?" they always over-deny... like.. yeah dude something went down and you have this look on your face like you really don't want to remember... ever

You say, "wonderful what modern medicine can do these days!"

And go about having your good time.
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By Lakshmi.Saevel 2014-09-19 15:17:56
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If you're in Thailand for sex, I'd imagine you're there to bang some traps or choose from the buffet of obviously underaged women too poor to give a *** when some 60 year old slob mounts.

Haha you really don't know this region very well.

To illustrate, last year in PI there was an incident involving a Korean guy who had "won big" at a casino. Dude won something like 10 grand, when he was finished he went to his van (hotels will provide you with a driver and vehicle to get around) and let his drive know about it. The driver apparently made a phone call or something cause two minutes later a dude on a motorbike pulls up, shoots the Korean guy in the head, takes the money and drives off.

This made big waves because it was inside a tourist area and those are considered off limits to the local thugs and gang, enforceable by other thugs and gangs getting money from the resorts, bars and casinos to keep it safe so those tourists keep pouring money into it.

Anyhow, westerners are idiots in general and have no clue how little the value of life is outside of the small little moral bubbles we live in. You sit there high on your soapbox but I can guarantee you waste more food & water in a day then the value of those lives your protesting against.

All those transgender "girls" I was talking about earlier, they didn't get that full conversion surgery because they were "a women born in a mans body", they got it because it provides them with a way to earn money for their families and if they didn't then they would probably starve to death. So if your truly sickened by the conditions these people live in, and not just trying to stroke your own ego, then get off your *** and come volunteer at some nonprofit organization to help them. I'm involved in a church group (I'm not religious but I still work with them) that has a big collection once a year, then we fly out to PI, to the really poor areas without any tourist money, the area's without running water or electricity, and we do domestic projects or help with the orphanages / free clinics. And oh by the way, the large southern region of PI is the really poor area, they also have a big problem with Muslim extremists who like to kidnap and ransom foreigners, so there is an actual element of danger involved in helping those living in the provinces.

And as to your idiotic comment, we frequently vacation in Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Cambodia, Malaysia, and India because it's extremely cheap vs Guam, Japan, Hawaii and Australia. I stayed a week in a five star resort in Phuket where I went out on private tours of the various tropical islands, scuba dived and enjoyed just relaxing and being pampered. Body massages, spas, wonderful dinners. I even scheduled for a private dinner for me and my GF on the roof top sun deck of our suite. Had a chef come up and cook all the courses individually with a waiter on hand. Afterwards the staff prepared a really nice rose petal bubble bath. It was my treat to my girl.

This is where I stayed

http://hideaway.avistahotelsandresorts.com/

Agoda link with more info

Total cost for this trip was right at 3.5K. To do the same in Hawaii would of easily been 10K or more. For this same reason all the companies out here send us to these places for IT training instead of having to go all the way back to the states. Costs the company 5K per seat for a week of training, vs the 10~15K per seat it would cost back stateside.
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By Blazed1979 2014-09-21 05:16:10
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I was thinking of going to Alaska for vacation this winter. But I know nothing about it. I live in a very modern very rich very cosmopolitan city island, so I'm looking for that "cut off from society" experience but with access to the internet, good food and hot showers
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By Bahamut.Milamber 2014-09-21 06:41:39
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I was thinking of going to Alaska for vacation this winter. But I know nothing about it. I live in a very modern very rich very cosmopolitan city island, so I'm looking for that "cut off from society" experience but with access to the internet, good food and hot showers
Norway/Sweden/Finland? But all would possibly be bad choices in wintertime unless you like cold and dark.
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By Blazed1979 2014-09-21 06:52:40
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Something within me does enjoy that kind of weather and ambiance. My grandfather is of the viking descent, maybe the norse in me wants to go home.
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By Bahamut.Kara 2014-09-21 07:02:17
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Something within me does enjoy that kind of weather and ambiance. My grandfather is of the viking descent, maybe the norse in me wants to go home.
Well, there are lots of cozy places in DK. Lots of candlelight and festive fun. Meget hyggeligt. (Very cozy: good company, cozy surroundings)

Iceland would be good too, if that is what you wanted
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By Cerberus.Senkyuutai 2014-09-21 07:37:32
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Alpha as ***. I'd buy a few days just to make sure she's safe.
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By Cerberus.Senkyuutai 2014-09-21 07:39:30
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If you're in Thailand for sex, I'd imagine you're there to bang some traps or choose from the buffet of obviously underaged women too poor to give a *** when some 60 year old slob mounts.
It's the same in the West nowadays.

How many girls on things such as Tinder or internet at all claim to be 19-21 when they're only 14-17. And we all know that Tinder (for example) isn't just a chat program.
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By Ragnarok.Afania 2014-09-21 07:44:57
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So that's $815.18 for a whole month.

Wow. That's not even minimum wage.


That's higher than many ppl's monthly salary in China......monthly salaries in most Asian countries are around $300~$800 a month. That's why RMT is a profitable business.

Also she isn't doing a full time job, just eating and dating, I'd say that's a lot of extra income.
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By Cerberus.Valmur 2014-09-21 07:45:46
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Maybe the norse in me wants to go home.

Do it :o
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By Blazed1979 2014-09-21 07:53:04
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Maybe the norse in me wants to go home.

Do it :o
I probably will.

Also, Senkyuutai, what is "tinder"? lol
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By Cerberus.Senkyuutai 2014-09-21 07:58:35
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Maybe the norse in me wants to go home.

Do it :o
I probably will.

Also, Senkyuutai, what is "tinder"? lol
Mobile application where people have a few pictures and if they want, a short description about themselves.

When you open it, it scans people who have the application in a choosen area around you (like 10 to 200km, for example) and you can simply vote yes or no on the girls/men' profiles you see.

From there, if they vote yes for you and you voted yes for them, a chat opens between you two. Everyone votes yes, so that you can get the most girls/men and be sure to *** at the end of the day. It's very rare to see people voting no.

People use this for sex, as in, ONS. Its just about having your *** of the day. And there are many girls there claiming to be 19-21 when they're not even 18. It's a "plague".