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 Asura.Kingnobody
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-25 23:06:56
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
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I wish I had some pie.
It's mincemeat.

Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos
All fast food is now made out of Play Doh and acrylic paint.

I wish 30 Rock made new episodes.

New 30 Rock episodes are now available, written and directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had a star to wish upon.
Granted, but the star explodes after you wish on it.

I wish for a pill that cures all diseases with no side effects! Good luck on that one!
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By Hiroshima 2015-07-25 23:22:35
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Grumpy Cat said: »
I wish I had some pie.
It's mincemeat.

Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos
All fast food is now made out of Play Doh and acrylic paint.

I wish 30 Rock made new episodes.

New 30 Rock episodes are now available, written and directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had a star to wish upon.
Granted, but the star explodes after you wish on it.

I wish for a pill that cures all diseases with no side effects! Good luck on that one!

Granted, but the pill is manufactured by a corrupt drug company and costs $5,000,000/each (not covered by insurance).

I wish I could maintain a healthy body eating what ever the hell I want.
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By Carbuncle.Lynxblade 2015-07-25 23:55:26
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Hiroshima said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Grumpy Cat said: »
I wish I had some pie.
It's mincemeat.

Valefor.Endoq said: »
I wish fast food was as good as it looks in the photos
All fast food is now made out of Play Doh and acrylic paint.

I wish 30 Rock made new episodes.

New 30 Rock episodes are now available, written and directed by Uwe Boll.

I wish I had a star to wish upon.
Granted, but the star explodes after you wish on it.

I wish for a pill that cures all diseases with no side effects! Good luck on that one!

Granted, but the pill is manufactured by a corrupt drug company and costs $5,000,000/each (not covered by insurance).

I wish I could maintain a healthy body eating what ever the hell I want.

The standard for being healthy in America has been severely lowered, your still a fatty, just not by american standards

I wish my life was like a Jrpg
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-26 00:19:24
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Carbuncle.Lynxblade said: »
The standard for being healthy in America has been severely lowered, your still a fatty, just not by american standards

I wish my life was like a Jrpg

As you wish. You are now a shop NPC.

I wish I had a genie to grant my wishes.

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By Soraishin 2015-07-26 02:59:14
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Bahamut.Ravael said: »
Carbuncle.Lynxblade said: »
The standard for being healthy in America has been severely lowered, your still a fatty, just not by american standards

I wish my life was like a Jrpg

As you wish. You are now a shop NPC.

I wish I had a genie to grant my wishes.


Be careful what you wish for , you summoned this instead.
Spoiler Alert! Click to view.

I wish Scarjo wouldn't make Ghost in the Shell.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-07-26 04:22:10
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I don't know who that is so M. Knight Shamalamadingadong is now the guy who makes Ghost in the Shell and it turns out everyone was already undead robot ghost and didnt even know it... what a twist!

I wish I wasnt as think as you drunk i am
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By fonewear 2015-07-26 07:16:12
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Valefor.Endoq said: »
I don't know who that is so M. Knight Shamalamadingadong is now the guy who makes Ghost in the Shell and it turns out everyone was already undead robot ghost and didnt even know it... what a twist!

I wish I wasnt as think as you drunk i am

Granted but you only see feminists.


I was a little bit taller !

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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-26 08:06:47
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Granted, but now everyone else is taller too by the same amount.

I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.
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By Ragnarok.Yatenkou 2015-07-26 08:07:10
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Congratulations, you're now so tall that your head will hit every single doorway, lamp, or any hanging fixture.

I wish I had 3 wishes.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-26 09:12:57
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Granted, but those wishes can only benefit me.

I wish you had three wishes now.
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By volkom 2015-07-26 10:10:21
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Granted. But with each wish ask of will have random negative effects that can't be wished away.

I wish for a piña colada
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-26 10:21:54
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Granted! But it is laced with extra strong laxatives!

I wish for breakfast in bed.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2015-07-26 10:28:19
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Granted! But it is laced with extra strong laxatives!

I wish for breakfast in bed.
Boom. All the Malt-o-Meal you can eat.

I wish I didn't have to do yard work.
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By Soraishin 2015-07-26 10:31:47
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Granted! But it is laced with extra strong laxatives!

I wish for breakfast in bed.
Boom. All the Malt-o-Meal you can eat.

I wish I didn't have to do yard work.

Granted , your wish and the wishes of everyone had a negative effect on the dragonballs !


I wish they came out with shoes that walked for you.
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-26 11:03:02
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Soraishin said: »
I wish they came out with shoes that walked for you.
Granted! But after you put them on, one of them walks east and the other walks west.

I wish everyone walked around nude all the time.
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By Siren.Noxzema 2015-07-26 11:25:39
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Granted! But now you're forced to work in a retirement home 24/7.

I wish I had superpowers.
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By Creaucent Alazrin 2015-07-26 11:48:47
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Siren.Noxzema said: »
Granted! But now you're forced to work in a retirement home 24/7.

I wish I had superpowers.

You are granted the power to turn in to a chicken.

I wish home time would hurry up.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2015-07-26 14:39:51
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As you wish, but now you don't actually have a home you can return to anymore.

I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.
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By Lakshmi.Rooks 2015-07-26 14:46:21
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I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2015-07-26 14:47:23
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Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.

Granted, but it now cost 100x as much.

I wish the weekend was more than two days.
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By volkom 2015-07-26 14:52:02
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Ramuh.Urial said: »
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.

Granted, but it now cost 100x as much.

I wish the weekend was more than two days.

Granted, but you'll have to work 120 hours straight when its over.

I wish I had infinite money
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By Soraishin 2015-07-26 14:56:00
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volkom said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.

Granted, but it now cost 100x as much.

I wish the weekend was more than two days.

Granted, but you'll have to work 120 hours straight when its over.

I wish I had infinite money

Granted, universe collapses on itself from sheer weight of gold and paper money taking up every aspect of space.

I wish we had t.v. you can smell.
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By Ramuh.Urial 2015-07-26 15:05:17
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Soraishin said: »
volkom said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.

Granted, but it now cost 100x as much.

I wish the weekend was more than two days.

Granted, but you'll have to work 120 hours straight when its over.

I wish I had infinite money

Granted, universe collapses on itself from sheer weight of gold and paper money taking up every aspect of space.

I wish we had t.v. you can smell.
Granted, but all channels are running a Dirty Jobs marathon.

I wish TV had good shows outside of prime time.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-07-26 16:36:59
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Ramuh.Urial said: »
Soraishin said: »
volkom said: »
Ramuh.Urial said: »
Lakshmi.Rooks said: »
Valefor.Sehachan said: »
I wish we could travel through galaxies in a matter of hours.

Granted! You can't steer, though.

I wish soda was healthy.

Granted, but it now cost 100x as much.

I wish the weekend was more than two days.

Granted, but you'll have to work 120 hours straight when its over.

I wish I had infinite money

Granted, universe collapses on itself from sheer weight of gold and paper money taking up every aspect of space.

I wish we had t.v. you can smell.
Granted, but all channels are running a Dirty Jobs marathon.

I wish TV had good shows outside of prime time.
Granted, but all prime time shows are about Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump.

I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.
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By Grumpy Cat 2015-07-26 16:46:52
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
Granted, but all prime time shows are about Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump.

I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.

Granted, but to defend ourselves we launch Texas into space to cancel out the meteor.

I wish I wish I didn't eat that fish.
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By Bismarck.Herrera 2015-07-26 16:51:07
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Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.
Granted! However ppl from Alaska reminding everyone that their state is twice the size of ours and that we are lucky the meteor is not their state's size annoy you to death before the meteor just barely misses us, you are still dead though...

I wish I had a harem!
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By Asura.Ackeronll 2015-07-26 16:55:15
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Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.
Granted! However ppl from Alaska reminding everyone that their state is twice the size of ours and that we are lucky the meteor is not their state's size annoy you to death before the meteor just barely misses us, you are still dead though...

I wish I had a harem!
Granted! All the members are Yandere and are people you hate.

Wish everyone loved 'Mericans!
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-26 17:13:15
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Asura.Ackeronll said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.
Granted! However ppl from Alaska reminding everyone that their state is twice the size of ours and that we are lucky the meteor is not their state's size annoy you to death before the meteor just barely misses us, you are still dead though...

I wish I had a harem!
Granted! All the members are Yandere and are people you hate.

Wish everyone loved 'Mericans!
Granted! But now you are known as Canadians!

I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish, I wish tonight!
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By fonewear 2015-07-26 17:16:32
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Bloodrose said: »
Asura.Ackeronll said: »
Bismarck.Herrera said: »
Asura.Kingnobody said: »
I wish a meteor the size of Texas was hurling towards Earth in space.
Granted! However ppl from Alaska reminding everyone that their state is twice the size of ours and that we are lucky the meteor is not their state's size annoy you to death before the meteor just barely misses us, you are still dead though...

I wish I had a harem!
Granted! All the members are Yandere and are people you hate.

Wish everyone loved 'Mericans!
Granted! But now you are known as Canadians!

I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish, I wish tonight!

Granted by you live where tonight never happens.

I wish SE would pull the plug on FFXI.
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By Soraishin 2015-07-26 17:31:50
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fonewear said: »

Granted by you live where tonight never happens.

I wish SE would pull the plug on FFXI.

Granted! But then SE declares Bankruptcy and shuts down all projects.

I wish the first ET's we meet end up being Mithra.
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