Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: »
Now excuse me, I have to go bang my secretary.... for America.
Good Old New Jersey Corruption
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Good Old New Jersey Corruption
Don't you mean your unpaid intern? Somewhere Al Sharpton is crying. 24 pages and counting back to Hitler probably ?
Cerberus.Pleebo said: » At least you two have each other. Sparth makes me want to hug a tree and join PETA.
Waiting for Flavin to come in and turn this into Ni thread.
applecrunch said: » Waiting for Flavin to come in and turn this into Ni thread. applecrunch said: » Sparth makes me want to hug a tree and join PETA. All of you meat eating cretin will be dealt with in due time. Oh yes, due time indeed. *scribbles incessantly* Asura.Kingnobody said: » Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » Now excuse me, I have to go bang my secretary.... for America. Woah, I'm a classy guy here. I dodge my taxes and donate to the church. Started my own business when I was about 8 selling lemonade to old people spiked with brandy. Boosted my sales 70% over my competitor and created jobs for hospices in one shot. I am currently CEO of multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical company. We don't use the term intern around here. Secretaries and associates. These lovely binders full of women could all be capable secretaries. *turns binder sideways* Oh yes... capable... lovely...young... *ahem* God bless America! P.S - Ms. Lewinsky was about a 7/10.
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Cerberus.Pleebo said: » Pleebo has a point. Can we get back to good reads again, please?
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Does that make you part of an orgy then?
Have at it then
Better enjoy it before conservative forces ban sex.
Why would conservatives ban sex? That makes everyone happy. Happy people aren't part of the liberal mantra, so it would be the liberals who ban sex.
"Child birth is now considered a medical condition and to prevent said condition, you will now be banned from having sex. Becoming impregnated is now an illegal activity and insurance will not cover said disease." Hey, we all know liberals are in the pockets of the medical industry they claim to hate. ACA proved that. So now the medical industry doesn't want people to have sex?
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » So now the medical industry doesn't want people to have sex? Now, how someone could come to that conclusion would make a very good read. Asura.Kingnobody said: » Hey, we all know liberals are in the pockets of the medical industry they claim to hate. ACA proved that. Elaborate and/or provide links, please.
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » so it would be the liberals who ban sex. Yeah...Bill Clinton and Gary Hart are leading the charge... Have you ever met a liberal?
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Asura.Kingnobody said: » Why would conservatives ban sex? Praise abstinent Jesus, O Lord Hallelujah.
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Lakshmi.Flavin said: » So now the medical industry doesn't want people to have sex?
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Just the imagined one he's been replying to all this time (I think his name is Phillip). King's posts made no sense until I realized this.
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Fenrir.Atheryn said: » It won't be long before Taco Bell takes over the world and we finally find out how to use those blasted 3 seashells... I'll cover my body in green jello & run through the streets naked!
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We have to bring family values to this wayward nation. Missionary position for procreation only. If you're enjoying sex, Jesus is frowning at you. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Women need to understand their proper place as prim, proper and sexually restrained. You know, like Saudi Arabia.
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » We have to bring family values to this wayward nation. Missionary position for procreation only. If you're enjoying sex, Jesus is frowning at you. Shame. Shame. Shame. Women need to understand their proper place as prim, proper and sexually restrained. You know, like Saudi Arabia. Always suspected you were an adovacte for Sharia Law. You Obamatist!
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Lakshmi.Sparthosx said: » We have to bring family values to this wayward nation. Missionary position for procreation only. If you're enjoying sex, Jesus is frowning at you. Shame. Shame. Shame. Women need to understand their proper place as prim, proper and sexually restrained. You know, like Saudi Arabia. You know, barefoot in the winter, pregnant in the summer. Cerberus.Pleebo said: » Just the imagined one he's been replaying to all this time (I think his name is Phillip). King's posts made no sense until I realized this. PARKER Edit: YouTube Video Placeholder Well I don't have any room to talk... what with my imaginary video clip finding office assistant and all... /nods to PARKER |
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