>:D
You have no idea how much I would love that weapon, not because of the stats but because of the name... (backstory flashback fade out thing)
Back in the Diablo 2 days me and my friends all picked it up because I had a shitty computer and it was about all I could run. We all played together online and had separate offline characters for when we weren't all on. We we all progressing through at a slow pace and maybe hit level 30-ish when we invited our friend "Crack" to play. He got the nickname from being super addicted to PSO in the past and for being probably the whitest dude in the universe. So anyway after 2-3 days Crack got to 99 and bought about $50 worth of gear online and refused to make a new character to play with us and would only show up on his 99, so we all quit playing because he was pretty much ruining it.
Now with Diablo 3 we have made a pact not to mention playing it on facebook or blogs or anything, so that Crack will never know that we are playing it.