As far as FFXI getting you sex goes:
I met this guy in the library earlier in the semester. he was kind of cute, and we talked for a while and I found out he used to play FFXI years ago. So we started talking about it and we got into some technical details, and apparently we both played the DNC class so I showed him my suggestion threads on the official forums, and he thought they were really cool. I even showed him my mog house on my laptop.
Anyway, we ended up hooking up after that. But um, it turns out he has a
girlfriend fiancée and is completely closeted.
FML.