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 Sylph.Yangsing
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By Sylph.Yangsing 2011-05-07 13:11:41
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what did the ocean say to the iceberg?


nothing. it just waved.
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2011-05-07 13:20:28
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yo mama so fat, you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
 
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-05-07 13:22:04
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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By BorealisV2 2011-05-07 13:22:52
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Your momma's so fat I had sex with her.
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By Caitsith.Linear 2011-05-07 13:23:24
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Shiva.Flionheart said:
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
It's still too soon! D:

What did the fish say when it hit its head?
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By Leviathan.Draylo 2011-05-07 13:25:31
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Oh Mr. Feeny, you so funny.
 
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By Hades.Cheyne 2011-05-07 13:29:18
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What do you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a stampede?
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By Unicorn.Leoheart 2011-05-07 13:29:48
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Unicorn.Leoheart said:
Did you hear about the man that fell into a giant bowl of ice cream?
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By Shiva.Flionheart 2011-05-07 13:29:51
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Why was six afraid of seven?
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By BorealisV2 2011-05-07 13:32:37
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
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By Bahamut.Serj 2011-05-07 13:33:06
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By Siren.Shadee 2011-05-07 13:41:54
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I think its more like.. Copy Paste Time xD
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By Sylph.Yangsing 2011-05-07 19:33:49
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shadee, don't be ants at my picnic.

what kind of plates do they serve food on in space?

..flying saucers!
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By Sylph.Libn 2011-05-07 19:33:50
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In America you have presidents on your money. In Soviet Russia, we have no money!
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By Alexander.Tidusblitz 2011-05-07 19:42:23
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Sylph.Libn said:
In America you have presidents on your money. In Soviet Russia, we have no money!

Someone has been watching king of the hill.
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By Shiva.Nidge 2011-05-07 20:07:26
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I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
She answered, "I don't know."

I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
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By Odin.Liela 2011-05-07 21:03:56
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What did the snail riding on top of the turtle's shell say?

Wheeeee!

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By Ramuh.Mizuharu 2011-05-07 21:05:07
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Okay, so these three guys walk into a bar. A priest, a Rabi, and a blac-



Ah hell, can't use this joke...
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By Ragnarok.Ashman 2011-05-07 21:08:06
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By Ramuh.Mizuharu 2011-05-07 21:11:44
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
Ramuh.Mizuharu said:
Okay, so these three guys walk into a bar. A priest, a Rabi, and a blac- Ah hell, can't use this joke...
go ahead, I doubt it's too much

lol I didn't have an actual joke >_> Was trying to make a joke with that... You know, no one tells black jokes when a black person is around... That just makes me sound all kinds of worse, huh?
 
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By Asura.Daleterrence 2011-05-07 21:29:51
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Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
So a Rabbi and a priest walk into a bar

TL;DR
 
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