By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2011-04-05 18:33:06
I remember a time when I worked on campus. I was a soccer ref, so I got to ref some co-ed and all-girl games. Now, the all-girl games were mostly lame, but those soccer chicks had the nicest thighs/legs/butts/calves I've seen in a long time.
I'll never forget her name, Sarah May Berkinhill. We always flirted together. I used my whistle, she'd use the ball. It was as if she was kicking my nuts around while I blew for her to stop.
So, one night, I finally ask her out. She said yes, and we went out to a movie then dancing. Now, its perfectly fine to date multiple people at once, but its not cool to make a big deal out of it, especially if you're not committed to any of them.
She found out I went on a date with a girl from another team, lost her wig, and literally tried to kick me in the nuts.
Payback? Of course. Her team lost the championships, and guess who was the ref for that game ;)
mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!