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 Carbuncle.Sevourn
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:17:17
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Ifrit.Sidi said:

4. Don't follow her around on your bike. Seriously, your bike?
I have a mental image of this, following some chick around on an old huffy bike, lmao.

i think ima find a random chick and do it just to do it

do a daring bike escape after she calls the cops :o

DO IT

i need a bike, tiger, come hook me up
A unicycle would be funnier.

*** love unicycles

i got a mental image of this...

*** tryina work up the courage to approach the unicycle

all playin' with her hair

flashin deer eyes
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:18:16
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i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:18:33
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oh wait

you meant literally



lol
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-03-24 18:18:41
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:18:51
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her


10000% guaranteed
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By Asura.Matzilla 2011-03-24 18:19:22
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what type of woman are you trying to attract
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:19:32
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:19:42
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Asura.Matzilla said:
what type of woman are you trying to attract

obviously clowns
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:19:45
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Asura.Matzilla said:
what type of woman are you trying to attract


unicyclophiles, mainly
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By Asura.Matzilla 2011-03-24 18:20:11
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I'm partial to the "big booty ***" myself
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2011-03-24 18:20:20
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Ifrit.Sidi said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
zahrah said:

Wow, Sidi! Sounds like you had it real rough with this guy. Assuming this is just one nutcase and not multiple.
seems like multiples from the bolded.

I hope she don't take this as me picking on her in a mean way :x
I am not trying to.
Nah idc- it really was multiple sadly lol
only like 6-8 were the same pussy
ooooooo!
hey there!
/winks

Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth
dude my eyes would burn so bad from the cigar smoke.
i would have to be like fully and properly coked out for that to work.
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:21:24
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Ifrit.Sidi said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
zahrah said:

Wow, Sidi! Sounds like you had it real rough with this guy. Assuming this is just one nutcase and not multiple.
seems like multiples from the bolded.

I hope she don't take this as me picking on her in a mean way :x
I am not trying to.
Nah idc- it really was multiple sadly lol
only like 6-8 were the same pussy
ooooooo!
hey there!
/winks


capitalize bro

you got an instruction manual
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:21:39
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hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-03-24 18:23:44
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
Step 1: Lift with your legs.
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By Serj 2011-03-24 18:23:52
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:24:07
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Ifrit.Sidi said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
zahrah said:

Wow, Sidi! Sounds like you had it real rough with this guy. Assuming this is just one nutcase and not multiple.
seems like multiples from the bolded.

I hope she don't take this as me picking on her in a mean way :x
I am not trying to.
Nah idc- it really was multiple sadly lol
only like 6-8 were the same pussy
ooooooo!
hey there!
/winks

Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth
dude my eyes would burn so bad from the cigar smoke.
i would have to be like fully and properly coked out for that to work.

wait you can't smoke cigars cause they burn your eyes? O_o

you're not supposed to put them in your eyes
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:24:31
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Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:24:34
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
Step 1: Lift with your legs.

i thought step 1 was chloroform and step 2 was lift with your legs

i've been doinitrong :(
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2011-03-24 18:25:46
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Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
Step 1: Lift with your legs.

i thought step 1 was chloroform and step 2 was lift with your legs :(

***i've been doinitrong
my bad I forgot about the chloroform, I guess that would help.
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:26:15
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Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
Step 1: Lift with your legs.

i thought step 1 was chloroform and step 2 was lift with your legs :(

***i've been doinitrong
my bad I forgot about the chloroform, I guess that would help.

i don't think sheen needs to do any of this :/
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By Serj 2011-03-24 18:26:30
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:27:04
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
hey vinvv

you should make a guide on how to pick up chicks

i'd buy it
Step 1: Lift with your legs.

i thought step 1 was chloroform and step 2 was lift with your legs :(

***i've been doinitrong
my bad I forgot about the chloroform, I guess that would help.

i don't think sheen needs to do any of this :/

i'd do it even if it wasn't necessary

that's the best

when she's all swoonin'

bout to invite you in for coffee

and you chloroform her anyway
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:27:23
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Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist
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By Serj 2011-03-24 18:28:32
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:29:21
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Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

yes

while also chasing her through the woods
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:29:33
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Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

the best part about unicycles is they leave both hands free for the classical guitar
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:30:27
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Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

the best part about unicycles is they leave both hands free for the classical guitar

well you only have one hand

we are juggling flaming chainsaws too
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:31:17
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

the best part about unicycles is they leave both hands free for the classical guitar

well you only have one hand

we are juggling flaming chainsaws too

no girl can resist talent like that

basically we've solved this *** thread
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By Bahamut.Lolserj 2011-03-24 18:32:10
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Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

the best part about unicycles is they leave both hands free for the classical guitar

well you only have one hand

we are juggling flaming chainsaws too

no girl can resist talent like that

basically we've solved this *** thread

now to learn how to do that
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By Carbuncle.Sevourn 2011-03-24 18:32:56
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Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Serj said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Bahamut.Lolserj said:
i wonder if being able to ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time while approaching a girl would impress her
with a cigar in your mouth

oh god

and make sure you're juggling chainsaws that are on fire

Make sure to take off a limb and act like it doesn't hurt.

while playing behemoth from a 90s boombox

Nah, play Nevermore from a victrola. Edgy and classy at the same time.

or you can play the song Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist

On classical guitar singing in a beautiful baritone voice?!

the best part about unicycles is they leave both hands free for the classical guitar

well you only have one hand

we are juggling flaming chainsaws too

no girl can resist talent like that

basically we've solved this *** thread

now to learn how to do that

ahhhh

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