Best thread from our anon poster
http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/65494-NSFW-Sexual-help!?highlight=
Also, if you're not registered to bg, you don't see avatars/sigs/etc.
This is the avatar they give to people who are banned (which they banned the anon account, left his regular one in tact).
http://bluegartrls.com /ban.gif
Has a filtered word in it, so put the first half together w/ the second if you want to see it (which is worth it lol)
Romantically Frustrated?
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Romantically frustrated?
Carbuncle.Sevourn said: Sylph.Tigerwoods said: i don't have to read through those 83 pages to know dense won the thread on post #6 I just saw that. Amazing.
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That was awesome, I liked the OP avi xD
got a message from a girl today on OkCupid
it said "Hi I'm megan" to which i responded "I never would have guessed someone with the username Meg1794 would have a name such as Megan. I assumed that it would be something along the lines of Bethany. I was so convinced that your name would be something along the lines of Bethany that me and my friends had a pool going to see what your name was, and I chose Bethany over their choice of Megan. It is indeed sad that I lost 20 dollars on such a silly thing."
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i can't imagine why any of us could possibly be romantically frustrated
i'm guessing lack of unicycles Carbuncle.Lolserj said: got a message from a girl today on OkCupid it said "Hi I'm megan" to which i responded "I never would have guessed someone with the username Meg1794 would have a name such as Megan. I assumed that it would be something along the lines of Bethany. I was so convinced that your name would be something along the lines of Bethany that me and my friends had a pool going to see what your name was, and I chose Bethany over their choice of Megan. It is indeed sad that I lost 20 dollars on such a silly thing." . Carbuncle.Sevourn said: i can't imagine why any of us could possibly be romantically frustrated i'm guessing lack of unicycles You need to provide us with some unicycles!
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how will i pick up chicks if i give away my unicycles D:
Carbuncle.Sevourn said: how will i pick up chicks if i give away my unicycles D: o____o; can you ride more than one at a time? I MUST SEE THIS IN ACTION /swoon
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i dont think im getting a response
Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i dont think im getting a response That's probably for the best. Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i dont think im getting a response That's probably for the best. i didn't go too far did i? You were too wordy lolserj, should have just kept it short and creepy. I mean...
i was just trying to be honest :(
sev whats your paypal i need to send you the money
Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i dont think im getting a response That's probably for the best. i didn't go too far did i? *shrug* She needs to be a little more... um.... idk man. D:< Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i dont think im getting a response That's probably for the best. i didn't go too far did i? *shrug* She needs to be a little more... um.... idk man. D:< i can't imagine why she'd send a message with so much detail :/ i didn't know how to respond Idk if I'd even want to talk to someone who PMs me "Hi I'm xname"
Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i can't imagine why she'd send a message with so much detail :/ i didn't know how to respond :x I recall Rowland complaining of the same thing though. TOO MUCH DETAIL HOW DO YOU REACT TO THAT. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH STIMULI!! Sucks though. :x Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: i can't imagine why she'd send a message with so much detail :/ i didn't know how to respond :x I recall Rowland complaining of the same thing though. TOO MUCH DETAIL HOW DO YOU REACT TO THAT. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH STIMULI!! Sucks though. :x if she cant read the sarcasm then meh Well If she's cute you should semi pursue
Leviathan.Novax said: Well If she's cute you should semi pursue either way if she cannot read through my sarcasm then there is no hope
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Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Well If she's cute you should semi pursue either way if she cannot read through my sarcasm then there is no hope She'd have to have the reading comprehension of a glass of water to not see the sarcasm Leviathan.Novax said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Well If she's cute you should semi pursue either way if she cannot read through my sarcasm then there is no hope She'd have to have the reading comprehension of a glass of water to not see the sarcasm no, i've known people to lack the comprehension skills required to see the sarcasm in something like that Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Well If she's cute you should semi pursue either way if she cannot read through my sarcasm then there is no hope She'd have to have the reading comprehension of a glass of water to not see the sarcasm no, i've known people to lack the comprehension skills required to see the sarcasm in something like that ^ @@;; Yeah if she can't see the sarcasm and appreciate it then not worth it. Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: got a message from a girl today on OkCupid it said "Hi I'm megan" to which i responded "I never would have guessed someone with the username Meg1794 would have a name such as Megan. I assumed that it would be something along the lines of Bethany. I was so convinced that your name would be something along the lines of Bethany that me and my friends had a pool going to see what your name was, and I chose Bethany over their choice of Megan. It is indeed sad that I lost 20 dollars on such a silly thing." nope lol and i wasn't putting in effort it was just too hard to resist the temptations... Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: Leviathan.Novax said: Well If she's cute you should semi pursue either way if she cannot read through my sarcasm then there is no hope She'd have to have the reading comprehension of a glass of water to not see the sarcasm no, i've known people to lack the comprehension skills required to see the sarcasm in something like that Just hit her with the Ash pokememe pickup lines. Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Sevourn said: how will i pick up chicks if i give away my unicycles D: o____o; can you ride more than one at a time? I MUST SEE THIS IN ACTION /swoon reference to early in the thread when we were making fun of some *** who was complaining about her exes :/ http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20001/romantically-frustrated/46/#1226045 i miss old ah :( Bismarck.Josiahfk said: Carbuncle.Lolserj said: got a message from a girl today on OkCupid it said "Hi I'm megan" to which i responded "I never would have guessed someone with the username Meg1794 would have a name such as Megan. I assumed that it would be something along the lines of Bethany. I was so convinced that your name would be something along the lines of Bethany that me and my friends had a pool going to see what your name was, and I chose Bethany over their choice of Megan. It is indeed sad that I lost 20 dollars on such a silly thing." good to know lolserj could land you Carbuncle.Sevourn said: Leviathan.Niniann said: Carbuncle.Sevourn said: how will i pick up chicks if i give away my unicycles D: o____o; can you ride more than one at a time? I MUST SEE THIS IN ACTION /swoon reference to early in the thread when we were making fun of some *** who was complaining about her exes :/ http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/20001/romantically-frustrated/46/#1226045 i miss old ah :( ooooo. WELL PLAYED, but I'm far too  to get earlier in the thread references! :( |
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