OH speaking of drinking, I heard the *** best story today.
So we have to swing past Ovr's mom and dad's while we're out... We get there and his dad says "Oh you worked all weekend? Guess you didn't talk to your mom then, huh?" She was supposed to be off work, but she had to take yesterday off and make it up today, because she got wasted as *** on Saturday and face planted and busted her ***all up.
I KNOW laughing my *** off at that is horrible, but she doesn't understand why she fell, and the first thing she did after getting up was ask for another beer.