Meh people coming at my door to ask if I want a new vacuum cleaner. Gtfo, I'm gaming!
My work just interrupted me to make sure I sent cookies out today because one of the stores is dumb and doesn't open/loses their boxes...
I once had this conversation with one of the store managers...
Them: "Ok so we have tons of catering and we have NO muffins, what gives?"
Me: "Did you check all your boxes?"
Them: "Yes we checked all of them except for the 4 boxes of focaccia."
Me: "K... I only sent you 3 boxes of focaccia."
Them: "Oh... well I guess they are probably in there then."
Me: "Yeahhhh"