<_< While my wife was out she came back to the car and found a piece of folded paper tucked under the windshield wiper.. It said Chris and had his number.
So I text the guy asking why he left his number.. I figured he'd hit the car (not our new one, my grandma's) or scraped it with a cart or something, it's a piece of ***so we wouldn't of cared anyways..
I text him "you left your number on my wife's windshield... what for?" and he says "sorry didn't know was married"
... At which point wife started cracking up that she got a number without trying. Apparently some guy saw her get out of the car and thought she was hot..