Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

1> Gardenia
2> Flannery
3> Skyla
4> Clair

Bruce Campbell

1: Misty
2: Steven
3: Sabrina
4: Blue

Five words- Refillable Water Filled Fire Extinguisher



1.) You fill it to the line with cold water.
2.) You charge it with an air compressor. (you can use the one at the gas station)
3.) You keep it next to the door (in a closet next to the door is also fine)
4.) You always answer the door with it in your hands
5.) If it's someone annoying, you yank the pin and hose them down.

I add the following screamed message delivered in the fire and brimstone tv preacher voice.

I am the Extinguisher, of hopes and dreams, the Alpha of the Omega, the beginning of the end of all things. I baptize you all in the name of SATAN!.......
and I just keep screaming gibberish about demons and hellfire and sins etc. until I run out of water.

The only person left in the universe with enough balls to ring my door bell is the neighbor girl that sells girl scout cookies and she is cowering in fear half way down the driveway by the time I get to the door. I have never sprayed her with the extinguisher, but she has seen my treatment of others enough times that it fills her eyes with terror to come on to my property.

But she comes back every year because I buy alot of cookies.