I'm quite glad you're ok, Josiah!
>.> I went to my husband's lab and picked him up for lunch and we went to Arby's because I am in love with jalepeno bites. And when I bit one of the bites, the cream squirted onto my chin. This conversation happened as I was frantically wiping lava-hot cream off my face.
Me: "I just bit it and it squirt out!"
Husband: "That's what she said!"
Me: "It squirted like a bug!"
Him: "No, THAT'S what she said!"
Me: "Ouch ouch ouch it burns it's hot!"
Him: "OH! That's what she said!"
Me: "That better not have gotten in my hair!"
Him: "STOP TALKING! It's ALL what she said!"
>< Some people's husband's just have really dirty minds about the most innocent of conversations. My poor burned-red chin. Lava, I tell you! ;;