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 Leviathan.Catnipthief
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2012-01-07 19:44:11
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Psycho Slip said: »
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lol I remember once when I was a kid at the dentist the guy did something I didn't like, chomped him pretty good, took off a piece of the glove.
I did that once too, then the *** put one of those mouth pry open devices in my mouth.. By the time he was done, it took me like 10 minutes to be able to close my mouth like normal..


hate those things.


i think the first time I had it used, once I was done he told me to take it off and left, so I chucked it at him.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-01-07 19:44:38
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<.<; What did I come back to...nvm
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 19:45:10
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Learn to keep your mouth open and you wont need them! >:
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By Asura.Fondue 2012-01-07 19:45:29
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Asura.Ludoggy said: »
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Because butchered pickles come in a high class brand.

boyfran troubles? dont take it out on us ludo :(
Syto mad at us :(

i literally rofld
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By Asura.Chuuuuu 2012-01-07 19:45:58
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did someone say cookies?!
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:46:53
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
I am the shover robot. I push grandma down the stairs. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

...is what you got me thinking about.
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By slipispsycho 2012-01-07 19:47:20
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I was like 5! and he poked at something that hurt, I didn't even intend to do it, I just bit down.. Only time I'd done it and he said, in 'professional speak' (but with the same attitude) basically "This little mother *** just bit me, get me one of those reverse clamps and let's pry his jaw open to near breaking point, make sure it's one of the adult sized ones, I want him to hurt"
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:48:59
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My dentist back home was this vixen named April. My god. Even when I was freshly 11 years old and she was only around 21 or so... I mean, jeeez! I think she's the being that made my puberty start. SOooooooo hot, with a hot voice, and a sense of humour. My god... that was the saddest thing about joining the Navy. I lost my hot dentist of 10 years.
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By Leviathan.Catnipthief 2012-01-07 19:50:21
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Asura.Vyre said: »
My dentist back home was this vixen named April. My god. Even when I was freshly 11 years old and she was only around 21 or so... I mean, jeeez! I think she's the being that made my puberty start. SOooooooo hot, with a hot voice, and a sense of humour. My god... that was the saddest thing about joining the Navy. I lost my hot dentist of 10 years.


every dentist I had were old people that smell.
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By slipispsycho 2012-01-07 19:50:25
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Asura.Vyre said: »
My dentist back home was this vixen named April. My god. Even when I was freshly 11 years old and she was only around 21 or so... I mean, jeeez! I think she's the being that made my puberty start. SOooooooo hot, with a hot voice, and a sense of humour. My god... that was the saddest thing about joining the Navy. I lost my hot dentist of 10 years.
Confess your lust for her, but make sure to post the results here..

Same, all my dentists have been like 40+.. None of them even halfway decent looking.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-01-07 19:51:18
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Psycho Slip said: »
Asura.Vyre said: »
My dentist back home was this vixen named April. My god. Even when I was freshly 11 years old and she was only around 21 or so... I mean, jeeez! I think she's the being that made my puberty start. SOooooooo hot, with a hot voice, and a sense of humour. My god... that was the saddest thing about joining the Navy. I lost my hot dentist of 10 years.
Confess your lust for her, but make sure to post the results here..
Do it!
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:53:02
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 19:54:14
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
Have you ever done it in a dentists chair?
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By Bismarck.Dreadnot 2012-01-07 19:54:53
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!

Make sure you do it while pelvic thrusting.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:54:54
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Asura.Ludoggy said: »
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
Have you ever done it in a dentists chair?
No, but I've totally had that fantasy... for like 8 years.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2012-01-07 19:55:00
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Asura.Vyre said: »
Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
Yes it will.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2012-01-07 19:56:56
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Asura.Vyre said: »
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
Have you ever done it in a dentists chair?
No, but I've totally had that fantasy... for like 8 years.
Who's to say you haven't already...?
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By Fenrir.Uzugami 2012-01-07 19:57:20
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Confessing love to a woman? Nothing could possibly go wrong ever there.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:58:02
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Also I got these lozenges for the beginnings of what's totally going to be a sore throat... if we hadn't already been on the subject it would of totally brought up the subject of Novacaine. It's what it felt like when I popped one of the lozenges in my mouth.

Turns out the main ingredient in this brand is Benzocaine.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 19:59:05
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Bismarck.Magnuss said: »
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Ok... sure. The next time I go home to Calhoun I'll totally go tell a married woman 10 years my senior that she's drop dead gorgeous. I'm sure that story will have multiple happy endings!
Have you ever done it in a dentists chair?
No, but I've totally had that fantasy... for like 8 years.
Who's to say you haven't already...?
Don't make me tell you the story about the time I had a substitute lady clean my teeth.
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By Hades.Ferusio 2012-01-07 20:05:09
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given the choice between sex tomorrow or bacon now what would you say?
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 20:06:05
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Hades.Ferusio said: »
given the choice between sex tomorrow or bacon now what would you say?
Sex tomorrow. I can buy bacon without feeling guilty.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 20:12:11
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Depends on the sex...
If its a 3 I'll just take bacon.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 20:13:32
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Ludogalog, why have just one when you can easily have both? D:
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 20:15:35
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Never feel guilty about eating food. but will feel guilty for such low standards.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 20:29:53
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Ludogalog... I respect you.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 20:32:18
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why am I a log? :(
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 20:34:24
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Asura.Ludoggy said: »
why am I a log? :(
Because you run over my neighbor's dog.
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By Asura.Vyre 2012-01-07 20:41:18
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You're great for a snack as well.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2012-01-07 20:42:50
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/hides under the bed
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