Careful Lu, it's actually an alien android that's used to keep human slaves in line. If it can't do it with kindness and sandwiches... well, I'm sure you see the flamethrower.
"The GT-5000 Sandwich Dispenser was brought in to service by the Zelthyrian Animal Alliance in the space-year 15 055,
to act as public relations for the ZAA when dealing with slave workers on conquered human worlds.
It's capable of cooking up a mean bacon/tuna sandwich and comes fully equipped with a V2 flamethrower for crowd control and those lazy summer night barbeques."
I say 5/10. She lacks his subligarian swank. Also I totally had Bart and then Citan earlier in my life, so it lacks originality! Also it's not Rico or his bad *** Omnigear, nor is it that chick who is that dude's granddaughter from Shevat. D:
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.