My 30s are creeping up on me fast, and I don't know if I'm okay with that or not :sweat_smile:. I'll be 28 in November
You got plenty of time, but Ima tell you because no one told me. Old age happens OVERNIGHT. It doesn't gently creep up on you so you can prepare for it, it just happens. Be ready.
I don't see this. I see people losing their super powers
Super powers:
20's
1. Barsleep:Survive and be perfectly fine on 2 hours of sleep
2. Super Gut: eat all the shitty *** junk and never get food poisoning, your ***is always punctual, always brown, never too hard and never too soft
3. Fall off bike and don't break anything or die
4. Limitless energy
5. Everything is new, everything seems amazing
Weaknesses:
1. Stupid AF
2. Infinite distractions
3. Thirsty AF
30's (all the previous super powers at 50% potency)
Super powers
1. Steady income, stable job
2. Nice car
3. You can do a tie now with one hand
weakness:
1. Still think your body is 20. You wake up at night sometimes with heartburn
2. Big ol' belly
3. Why is my ***either water or a solid brick?
4. I got 4 hours of sleep. why am I so tired
5. Mcdonalds and KFC start to make you feel bad
6. Did the radio just refer to that song i listened to in highschool as a golden oldie?dafuq
40's
Super powers
Watching all the 30 year olds suffer. Whatsup ***, you were making fun of me in your 20's. How's it feel mfucka?!
You miss KFC? awe.. you miss having on-demand peepee erections? awe
You can't stay in the club for more than 60 mins before you get a headache? awe
Bills kicking your ***?
awe cute
.. thank god all that is behind me.