Bismarck.Josiahfk said:
»Being Canadian is also considered (by some) to be a very unhealthy habit.
we have a longer life expectancy than you people, dummy.
We also have more things that kill us than you do.
What Canadians die from:
1) Maple Syrup
2) Bad Poutine
3) Rabid Moose
What Texans die from:
1) Rattlesnakes
2) Spiders the size of minivans
3) Fighting the Mexican Army while holed up in a mission after being bombarded with cannonballs for 13 days straight, even though a cannonball could have done the job, but Mexicans at that time cannot aim worth ***.
So, yeah, you have longer life expediencies because you have less things out to kill you.