brb going back in time to rig a game of handegg.
While you are there, make sure to punch the following people in the gut for me:
Jimmy Carter.
Adolph Hitler.
Moses.
Jimmy Hoffa.
Andrew Jackson.
King Henry VIII.
Julius Caesar.
Why
Jimmy Carter Moses?!
Cause he helped the Jews get free, which lead to Jesus being "born" and created the concept of Christianity, which warped the minds of idiots and lead them into 2,000 years of ignorance which explains why we don't have hoverboards yet.
Pretty much if Moses just minded his own damn business, we would have hoverboards now.