Luckiest son of a *** ever right here.
Went drinking a town over for a friend's 21st.
Tried to drive home, after ~10minutes on the highway(it's a 40min drive back) I realized I had to throw up and that this just wasn't happening.
4 puking sessions later, cop comes by to check on me as I am on the side of the road essentially passed out.
Managed to not get a DUI, had some paramedics come out to check on me, blood pressure was low but that's normal everything else was fine.
Did a breathalyzer twice, first round was 1.7 second round (about 10min later) was 1.5 so I was coming down pretty well.
Cops called me a cab to take me to a hotel because I didn't want to go all the way home if I had to come back to get the truck and I knew I was only like ~7mins from a hotel (best part of this was hearing the two cops talking and one of them saying "I'm not taking him home!").
TLDR: I am the luckiest goddamn *** ever and I shouldn't *** drink.