ok so i've filed my patent and i will be a quintillionaire within the day. i'm surprised facebook hasn't jumped on this idea already
introducing...
THE SMARTPHONE SEVEN VAGANIA AND PENIS USB ADAPTER (aka, *** Plus)
App and phone USB module features include:
-several sensetivity settings
-advanced moisture regulators
-patented grease drip tray
-super vibration modulators
-links to youtube, facebook, twitter, and twitch to upload, blast, and stream pictures and videos of your sexual intercourse to your loved ones
-patented grease drip tray
-one size fits all
also linked in to xbox music and zedge to find sounds and soundtracks for your coitus
sorry, doesn't support windows phone