So CCL was telling me about her criteria for a mate today. She was saying how she liked big muscles and handsome looks, but that he also had to be very intelligent, like an engineer. She goes "The mind will last long after the body has deteriorated!" And I wasn't even trying to sass, I was just thinking out loud, and I said "Well it depends on how soon the Alzheimer's sets in." And she was just flabbergasted and insulted.
Oops. :-( That invisible filter that fits over everyone else's mouth and stops awful things from popping out. I need to get me one of those.