I'm going to leave this here while Josi is probably asleep and will have to scour through RT tomorrow to + this.
If Josi +'s this which he will have to. Sorry if this offends anyone has some semi-messed up erotic stuff in it (all within guidelines of ffxiah I hope.)
He agrees that he only watches overweight women in tubs of lard pleasuring themselves to the sound of turtle sex, while he watches this he also likes to cover himself in semi-hot grease and sprinkles crumbled dorito pieces over him while singing I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. He also likes to videotape all of this and will provide us with a video in the next 24 hours.