Random Thought I had on the way home from dunkin donuts this morning...
I think that the whole MTV etc promotion of teen-pregnancy is actually a conspiracy developed by Hallmark. In an effort to increase the potential sales of Great-Great-Great-Grandma cards, Hallmark secretly funds the programming of those terribad teen-mom shows. This will encourage stupid teenage girls to have babies, which will grow into stupid teenage girls who will have babies, which will (you get the picture). Potentially these girls will reach Great-Great-Great-Grandma status by age 56, assuming they haven't forgotten to breathe due to sheer stupidity by then.
This is also all assuming that I did not become president in the year 2037 after challenging the former president to a competition involving jello pudding and Frisbee trick-shots, taking over his office and declaring myself King of America. If this had happened the laws regarding human recycling would be in place and anyone over the age of 47 would have been put to death and used as an alternative source of fuel for transportation. Sorry Hallmark, but there is just no need for you in my kingdom.