Found a company giving out free pizza for publicity.
/takes all the pizza
Too early for food tho so my stomach didn't enjoy it :|
A company giving out pizza for publicity, makes someone sick. News at 6 goes over how the company poisoned hundreds of people this morning, giving everyone severe tummy aches. News is spread all over the internets and people make meme's out of them.
No one hears from the company again.