So one of my coworkers this morning was fussing about his wife's family, and said something about that it wasn't a family tree because to be a tree you need roots, and her family tree is therefore more like a bush.
And CCL pipes up and goes "How's your bush!?" and the dirtiest possible connotation of the word "bush" popped into my head immediately and I go "CCL! DON'T SAY THAT!! D: D: !!" And apparently my face was getting a bit red because they all burst out laughing and kept telling me not to blush so hard, and they kept laughing until my husband came and got me for lunch, and the longer they laughed the redder I got.
Thank goodness for an hour of lunch break for my face to de-red and my embarrassment to simmer down. With any luck my coworkers will forget it happened by the time we all get back! xD