Can we talk about MY problems now?
My feet hurt.
Why don't people like me?
What's that smell?
Why don't women just throw themselves at me when I want sex?
Achy feet do well in a bucket of hot water and Epsom salt. /comfort.
People probably do like you! I mean, I know we're just online folks so not really relevant to your everyday life, but as far as I know everyone here likes you.
Epic Meal Time is on, which means all I smell is bacon through the screen. I kinda hate bacon. D:
Women like to be wooed before sex. And we're taught from the time we are two years old not to throw ourselves at gentlemen because gentlemen will hit and run or whatever. You'll just have to learn to flirt and woo your ladyfriends. ;;