Old people. ._.
So, on one of the routes to get to work, there's a big stoplight. And coming from the direction we were coming from, there were three lanes-- one for turning left, one for going straight, and one for turning right. We were all set to go straight, so we pull up to the middle lane. You can't really see the stoplight very well til you get to it, because the road comes to it from a hill and a turn.
So we pop over the hill and around the turn and it's not til we're there that we see that in the left turn lane, a pair of ancient people have not pulled all the way up. Well, the middle lane is full several cars deep, and they are in the left lane, so they are going to have to turn left, right?
LOLNOPE
They decided that since they wanted in the middle lane, by golly, they were going to get in the middle lane. So when the light turned green they pulled up, pulled out into the intersection, and cut in front of the car in front of us, darn near side-swept them while they were at it, and darn near made us rear-end and side-swipe them because they had to both turn away to the sidewalk while quickly slowing down.
The cute thing about it was, had the old nuts just turned left like they were supposed to, they could have turned into a parking lot RIGHT THERE, clearly visible from the intersection, flipped a U-turn, and gone where they wanted to go.
tl;dr-- there comes an age when people need to stop driving.
Old people! ><