Oh man, work today is a little bit hilarious. It's a mess, and I don't know why that is so funny (and terrifying!) to me!
Ok, so. A Friday or two ago, my boss treated everyone to lunch, which he cooked himself outside on the grill, which was really nice of him. We had lunch in the powder coating area because it is larger than the break room. There are two powder coaters, a boss and a padawan.
So! After lunch, all the trash was dumped into the powder coaters' trash, which isn't a biggie because they'd have to take the trash out anyways. The powder coater boss asked the powder coater padawan to take the trash out. The padawan decided he didn't need to. Later the assembly boss asked the padawan to take the trash out. The padawan ignored him. Later the boss and owner of the whole shebang asked the padawan to take the trash out, and the padawan STILL refused. So finally the assembly boss, seeing that the trash was still in (a week later, mind you, and smelly at that point) left a note on top of the trash can asking the padawan to take the trash out.
Yesterday, the padawan took the note, wrote "*** YOU" across the top of it, folded it up, gave it to an assembler, and asked the assembler to see that the assembly boss got it because it was very important. The assembler suspected nothing and delivered the note, and the padawan threw a temper tantrum and quit, walked out without a 2 weeks' notice. Over not wanting to take the trash out. Lolz!
So the downstairs assembly boss is mad and the powder coater boss is mad. All that was left to do is tick off the upstairs assembly boss.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
So, the upstairs assembly boss did annual performance reviews for all his padawans, and he was really nice to them in their reviews. Nicer than he should have been, even. Then yesterday evening, they all reviewed him. And they were brutal! Really harsh, much harsher than they needed to be, and he got those results this morning. So now the upstairs assembly boss is mad too.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So all the bosses are mad. xD Happy Easter, bosses! Have a chocolate bunny, it will help!