Neptunians: We are free and fairly sober, with so many toys to build.
The machines are kinda tricky; probably someone will be killed.
But we gladly work for nothing
Fry: Which is good because we don't intend to pay
Neptunians: The elves are back to work today! Hooray!
We have just a couple hours to make several billion gifts. And the labour isn't easy
Leela: Then you'll all work triple shifts.
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed! (Turns the speed of the machines up to "Lucy")
Neptunians: It's back to work on Xmas Eve! (panting) Hooray!
Leela: And though you're cold and sore and ugly, your pride will mask the pain
Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts:
Neptunian: There's a toy lodged in my brain! (he has a wooden train through his head)
Neptunians: We are getting awfully tired and we can't work any faster. And we're very, very sorry
Bender: Why you selfish little ***! Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty-handed jerk? (kicks a Neptunian where the sun don't shine).
Then shut yer yaps and back to work!
Neptunians: Now it's very nearly Xmas and we've done the best we could
Fry: These toy soldiers are poorly painted
Leela: And they're made from inferior wood (snaps the toy soldier)
Bender: I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly
Robot Santa: If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye
Neptunians: Now it's back into our tenements to drown ourselves in rye:
Leela: You did the best you could I guess and some of these gorillas are okay
Neptunians: Hooray!
Neptunian: "We're adequate!
Neptunians: The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!