DRK walks into a bar,
and misses...
What did the baby DRK say after he came out of the bathroom?
Mom, I missed...
Why do all the DRK's enemies get on Facebook?
Otherwise, they'll get missed...
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DRK Jokes
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DRK jokes
Here's a pld one:
What did Darth Vader say to the paladin? "I find your lack of attack disturbing." *No, I do not hate plds. It's just a joke! :-) And if you tell one about rangers, I won't fuss. "The Dark Knight hits the Colibri for 89 points of damage."
See what I did there? DRK's do it Hard and Slow. MNK's do it with both hands. RNG's do it from across the room. THF's do it from behind. BST's do it with animals. DRG's do it just to get noticed. SAM's do it alot. NIN's do it with imaginary friends. PLD's flash you then do it. RDM's want to do it but no one lets them. WAR's do it then brag about it. BLM's do it then blame it on the tank.
Septroth said: BLM's do it then Warp, leaving their party to die. Fixed the last bit for ya! You're welcome <3 Septroth said: DRK's do it Hard and Slow. MNK's do it with both hands. RNG's do it from across the room. THF's do it from behind. BST's do it with animals. DRG's do it just to get noticed. SAM's do it alot. NIN's do it with imaginary friends. PLD's flash you then do it. RDM's want to do it but no one lets them. WAR's do it then brag about it. BLM's do it then blame it on the tank. EPIC!!!! HAHAHAH BRD sing while doing it.
WHM's wear protection.*
Fixed! PUPs do it with toys. SMNs do it with rats.
CORs gamble doing it. BLUs watch, then do it themselves. RDMs get a quick Refresh then do it again and again and again...
DNC do a samba and Waltz while doing it. Back to OP. What misses than a DRK? An Elvaan DRK. we have a joke going in my dynamis shell that darks take so much dmg its like they wear tissue paper for armor, so we refer to darks as tissue papers and go around saying we have lvl 75 tissue papers
I use this Auto-Translate in my bazaar comment:
{Paladin Die}: That's how {Gallant's Roll} <o/ Ganesha said: WHM's wear protection.* Fixed! Tarutaru WHM = Waddling condoms ftw!!!!! <3 Wooooodum said: Septroth said: BLM's do it then Warp, leaving their party to die. Fixed the last bit for ya! You're welcome <3 LMAO sooooo true "I wish my grass was emo like a Drk so that way it would cut itself."
not mine but there you go Septroth said: DRK's do it Hard and Slow. MNK's do it with both hands. RNG's do it from across the room. THF's do it from behind. BST's do it with animals. DRG's do it just to get noticed. SAM's do it alot. NIN's do it with imaginary friends. PLD's flash you then do it. RDM's want to do it but no one lets them. WAR's do it then brag about it. BLM's do it then blame it on the tank. Priceless! I think I've heard that somewhere before. lmao laughed so hard Bartimaeus said: WHM's support you doing it. Priceless! Harryxi said: BRD sing while doing it. Very good! ;D Ganesha said: PUPs do it with toys. LMFAO!! Korpg said: SMNs do it with rats. CORs gamble doing it. BLUs watch, then do it themselves. I don't understand the rats? But COR was pretty good, and BLU was hilarious! Wooooodum said: "The Dark Knight hits the Colibri for 89 points of damage." See what I did there? I don't get it... ._. How many DRK does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Heard it from something on youtube, couldn't find it though @ Warden, i think he meant he hit the mob and didnt miss lol
@ alistor, should search for something like a dark knight story or emo drk theres also a joke about the drk being angry and doing blood weapon + soul eater + guilotine = miss lol Macro says:
"I hope this hits {Guilotine}" Wardens: I'm afraid if I explain the joke, the joke becomes invalid.
Grass/Cut itself and Sit in the Dark/Cry, what you're looking for is 'Dark Knight Tales' by Chasm.
Chasm said: DRK: "Grr, that's it kid! Soul Eater! Last Resort! Blood Weapon!GUILLOTINE!!" Mother: "Oh no, my baby!!!" Kid: "Ah ***" DRK:"UUUUAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!" ... ... ... Mother: "You... you... you missed!!" Kid: "Well that's true too? You can't hit for ***? You suck mister. DRK: "Ah, go suck off a moogle kid..." For BLU: "BLUs do it because everyone else is"? Think it sounds better ^^ Septroth said: DRK's do it Hard and Slow. MNK's do it with both hands. RNG's do it from across the room. THF's do it from behind. BST's do it with animals. DRG's do it just to get noticed. SAM's do it alot. NIN's do it with imaginary friends. PLD's flash you then do it. RDM's want to do it but no one lets them. WAR's do it then brag about it. BLM's do it then blame it on the tank. I've found my new bazaar comment :D O.O If only that would fit in a bazaar.
I can just cut out a couple of jobs, SAM PLD and RDM are the only jobs that exist these days amirite?
@BRD is more like: BRD sings while THEY do it XD
Vourdalak said: @BRD is more like: BRD sings while THEY do it XD BRDs do it with their mouths? Havocin said: Wooooodum said: "The Dark Knight hits the Colibri for 89 points of damage." See what I did there? I don't get it... ._. Harun said: @ Warden, i think he meant he hit the mob and didnt miss lol Yeah! Wooooodum said: Havocin said: Wooooodum said: "The Dark Knight hits the Colibri for 89 points of damage." See what I did there? Harun said: @ Warden, i think he meant he hit the mob and didnt miss lol Rofl, now I get it. That's actually rather good XD |
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