My friend's got this one:
"By the way, I'm Jewish...so did you want to take a look?"
But he hasn't had the balls to actually use it. :/
Cheesy Pick Up Lines?
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Cheesy pick up lines?
Im not even jewish and I love throwing around my trimmed rig. Ladies love that this snake is sweaterless ;)
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Siren.Demetreos said: "I've got more money than you can ever spend." Odin.Zicdeh said: "I bet I can drink more than you." i'm pretty sure these two would have a very good success rate
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Bahamut.Kaioshin said: Im not even jewish and I love throwing around my trimmed rig. Ladies love that this snake is sweaterless ;) sweaterless is bettuh!
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I didn't think people still had the sweater on lol...Thought sweaterless was pretty much the standard regardless of religious preference
Guy: Hi would you like a seat?
Girl: sure :) Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space... Ifrit.Toraness said: Guy: Hi would you like a seat? Girl: sure :) Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space... ewewewewewewew why does he have hair just sitting on his face? Asura.Flufferkins said: Ifrit.Toraness said: Guy: Hi would you like a seat? Girl: sure :) Guy: *brushes hair from face* here let me clear you a space... "Do you work at Subway?"
"No. Why?" "Cause you just gave me a footlong." /em half smirk + sexy eyes This is the worse one that comes to mind (and hasn't been mentioned yet).
Guy comes up randomly and says to a girl: "How about a banana split? I provide the banana... and you do the split." Girl there must be a keg in your pants, cause I'd sure like to tap that ***!
You must be from Ireland, cause my penis is Dublin! hey, I noticed your breasts compliment my eyes.
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Guy: *Sits down next to a girl with a drink*
Guy: *Puts the drink next to his ear* and says "Ring Ring Ring" Guy: *Looks towards girl and hands her the drink* and says "It's for you"
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Whenever i hear pickup lines i like to imagine the punch line as, "cause i'm going to rape you." Seems to always be a bit funnier to me.
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"Hey, Im going to buy you enough drinks to get you buzzed, dance with you with my hands on your ***, then we'll go back to my place and have wild animal sex. In the morning, you'll make me breakfast then piss off."
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Hm... worst one I've ever gotten told? Was a party and I was told something along the lines of 'Is your shirt that small? Or are your *** just that big?' I kinda laughed abit, then walked away from the guy XD
Nice Pants, What's the drop rate on those?
is it hot in here...or is just you??
Necro Bump Detected!
[289 days between previous and next post]Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute
Edit: NECROOOOOOOOOO!!! I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl
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Sylph.Tigerwoods said: I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl Holy ***Dude!! Tavout said: Nice Pants, What's the drop rate on those? OMG this is SO seriously AWESOME!!!! <3 You: Stupid Phone....Here (hand her your phone) Can you fix this?
Her: What's wrong with it. You: It doesn't have your number in it ;) I'm a virgin want to help me fix that?
Bismarck.Antonious said: Sylph.Tigerwoods said: I'd eat a rotted fetus out of that thang girl Holy ***Dude!! you: What has 142 teeth and holds back a monster?
her: what you: My zipper. |
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