Cheesy Pick Up Lines?
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Cheesy pick up lines?
I just wanna see what kind of cheesy pick up lines you have recieved, or gave out before.
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The favorite one anyone ever said to me was "I've got something all the other men in here don't have." -dramatic pause & my obligatory "what is that?" response- "Winning lottery numbers." I got a good laugh out of it, cuz it was original and random...
Worst, most awful one anyone ever said to me: "I sh** my pants, can i get in yours?"
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(something to say to a nurse) "The doctor says I've been diagnosed with a disease known as 'virginity', can ya help me with that?"
(say to a random girl) "I've lost my screw toy and need another one...you in?" That's all I got D:
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there's always the classics..
"Ive lost my phone number can i borrow yours!" "i'm sorry for staring but did anyone tell you your the most beautiful women in this room?" and "get your crash helmet on... your going thru the headboard" oh oh i know a guy that used... "Do you like sucking fisherman's friends? .... "cos ive got a friend thats a fisherman!" 
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I remember seeing some guy in bastok markets /say..
"Nice pants.. whats the drop rate?" to some mithra I lol'd because he seemed serious =] "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"I don't know" "Enough to break the ice. I'm _____, it's nice to meet you."
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I know there's millions of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount.
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise a *** Aww, you can do better than him... You can do me. i recieved this one while i was walking infront of a bakery and the old man standing outside said to himself as i walked by;
"My god, heaven has no angels! they have fallen and you are one of them!"
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Girl you must be tired because you been running in my mind all day!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.
Cheesy pick up lines are only good if they are cheesey enough to make someone laugh :/ do you like apples?
yes/no lets go back to my place and f**k how do you like them apples
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Me: "Hello! I have a qusetion"
Girl: "Uhm, yes?" Me: "Can i take a picture of you?" Girl: "Err, why?" Me: "Cuz your beautiful and i dont want to pass up the chance" Girl: "Oh, ok then :)" Later that day she hunted me down on bebo and messaged me... She was freakin hot.
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Bismarck.Antonious said: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I don't know" "Enough to break the ice. I'm _____, it's nice to meet you." I bet you $20 you won't go out with me.
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Asura.Dameshi said: I bet you $20 you won't go out with me. Hmmm... I like this
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ffxiah adds contribute to many topics. Your main job must be Thief, because all I can think about is you attacking from behind.
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Sylph.Washburn said: I know there's millions of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to mount. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise a *** Aww, you can do better than him... You can do me. i LOLd at these Do you smell smoke? or should we stop, drop, and roll!!
Do you work in a library? because I want to check you out. The word of the day is legs! Let's go back to my place and spread the word. nice legs what time do they open?
your father must be a thief he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.. here have $1 ring your parents and tell them your not coming home. I had a dream that i saw a princess.. then i blinked and realised it wasnt a dream and it was you No that isn't a roll of quarters
my *** died can i bury it in your ***?
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guy: have you got wrenches in your eyes?
girl: wat? no. . . guy: you must, koz every time you look at me my nuts tighten.
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Nice dress! Would look better on my floor. ;D
Bismarck.Antonious said: "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "I don't know" "Enough to break the ice. I'm _____, it's nice to meet you." That's cheesy, but I kind of like it, too. If your right leg is christmas and your left leg is new years can i come in between holidays?
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