Cheesy Pick Up Lines?
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Cheesy pick up lines?
"I've got more money than you can ever spend."
Hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza, then ***?
"no" That's ok I didn't want the pizza either. My friends claim this always works: Hi, my name is Dr. __________ I make $200,000 a year. Want to go *** in the back of my BMW? Hey baby...do you know why they call me the plumber? Cuz I can lay the pipe... lol ok that's all I got lol
I'll kill you if you don't have sex with me.
wait what
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Do you like whales cause I'd like to Humpback at my place.
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Heard this the other day, couldn't help but laugh.
I see I'm not on your arm, you should fix that. "I bet I can drink more than you."
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
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My personal fav: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Diabolos.Manoa said: My personal fav: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" Heard it on the radio couldnt stop laughing >.>
are those space pants you're wearing? because "dat ***" is out of this world!
ahhh, I got a million of these :D
There must be soemthing wrong with my eyes, I cant seem to take them off of you Thats a nice top, can I talk you out of it? Are you from Tennesse? Cos you're the only ten I see! (lol, my frined used this on an American Chick, and now theyre going out O.o) Is your dad a farmer? Cos you're good at raising *** If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? And my personal favourite to save face: You: Hey, wanna dance? Girl: (Hell) no. You: no, no, I said you look FAT in those pants!!! >,< Not so much a pick up line! But seen it on Textsfromlastnight.com and died laughing.
"I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about ***that doesnt matter." "I have a nice C, and you have awesome B's and A. S sounds awesome, don't you think?"
Quetzalcoatl.Terrorr said: Not so much a pick up line! But seen it on Textsfromlastnight.com and died laughing. "I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about ***that doesnt matter." and dude, that is just plain creepy lol.
I obviously wouldn't throw that one out, but I'd imagine it would suit a school environment. :P
Ifrit.Jurai said: Do you like whales cause I'd like to Humpback at my place. Diabolos.Manoa said: My personal fav: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" These both made me laugh really hard, though the second one is creepy. XD I was once walking over to a friends house, and a truck pulled up to the intersection. One of the guys in it spent his minute at the light bothering me. Only thing I really remember was, "Hey! Wanna come over and ride on my pogo stick!?" I think he also asked me to help him with his booty call. I dunno. He was being a jerk ; ; Figues a topic like this would get me to start posting on here...
Anyhow, a bartender told me that's she's actually seen this line work for the same guy on several different occasions: "I just thought I'd let you know up front; I'm hung like a gerbil." And another, for good measure: "That [article of clothing] is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too." This one only works on the kind of woman I'd want to date in the first place.
Solve for i: 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) Guess why I'm still single. Never said any or had any said to me :|.
Fenrir.Shindo said: This one only works on the kind of woman I'd want to date in the first place. Solve for i: 9x-7i > 3(3x-7u) Guess why I'm still single. That's cute! I < 3u!!! I forgot that when you divide by a negative number with equations like that you have to switch the sign. At first I was like, "Huh? i > 3 u? Ohhh damn Algebra I from 6 years ago is coming back now..." I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk by again? Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb Girl, you smell like Fritos That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare I wish I was cross-eyed girl so I could see you twice. Caitsith.Judaine said: Never said any or had any said to me :|. My pickup line still remains valid if you so choose. Worst one I've recieved:
[Guy] What winks and f***s like a tiger? [Girl] *puzzled Expression* [Guy] ;) how much do polar bears weigh??
enough to break the ice :D Asura.Israfel said: Worst one I've recieved: [Guy] What winks and f***s like a tiger? [Girl] *puzzled Expression* [Guy] ;) Must watch a lot of Discovery channel. Boy: excuse me, are you a false teeth?
Girl: why is that? Boy: because "i can't smile w/o you" :P |
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