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By Siren.Mosin on 2018-09-05 11:26:57
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-05 11:16:27
MOSIN! Altana be praised! Reinforcements have arrived PARKER!

make sure he has plenty of ammo... and coffee...
By Siren.Mosin on 2018-09-05 11:09:37
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-05 10:40:23
I love that song! good work PARKER! keep it coming!

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/screams along with the music
By . on 2018-09-05 10:35:46
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Nik, how is the cloning machine going ?

well.../chops up a time bandit... sometimes <chop sound> I worry that the only reason /spits on his hands and gets a new grip on his axe... we use it is for <chopping sound> repealing invading hordes <more chopping sounds> and future organ harvesting...have you tried the steamed buns? they're amazing...been thinking about them all morning.

PARKER! my arms are getting tired.. give me some music!

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By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-05 10:22:39
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
It is a monday but it isn't?

<hideous chopping sounds>

I believe it's actually wednesday Sir, September 5th...but I haven't had time to check...

/chops a smelly midget in half with a great axe

/brow wipe...there sure are a hell of a lot of them PARKER...keep swinging!

Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
almostdedbutnotdedyet

if you're not too busy...or you have a lot of pent up aggression... you could grab a weapon from the armory and help us defend the castle from these fidgets...

/chops another smelly midget in half with his great axe

-OR-... PARKER picked up some really delicious steamed buns for Chinese Wednesday...they're in the break room next to the tea service
By Excalibur.Nadleeh Sakurai on 2018-09-05 10:08:48
almostdedbutnotdedyet


Nik, how is the cloning machine going ?
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-05 09:59:53
I think at this point I just have to keep doing the count down just to see the stories Nik conjures up. This really makes the work day better. lol
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-05 09:51:14
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/falls out of his chair waking up

What is it PARKER!? Why have we stopped!? /checks the monitors

PARKER Edit: I believe it's Pirates Sir...

No PARKER...they're no ordinary pirates...I know that jack... they're <dramatic pause> TIME BANDITS!



the shortest and most bloodthirsty scum on the ocean of time...

MAKE SURE THAT ALL OF THE AUTOMATED TURRETS ARE ONLINE!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!!!

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/quickly finishes his coffee and slams down the mug

PARKER! PREPARE TO BRING US TO.....RAMMING SPEED!!!


give no quarter PARKER... No Survivors...
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-05 09:05:19
Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for

The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no.
I have learned this truth.

It is a great truth.

On another note: 9 Days
By Ragnarok.Hevans on 2018-09-04 20:35:38
Idiot Boy said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for

The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no.


*** your entire history so you always sound slightly over qualified, but ok with starting at whichever level you're applying to prove yourself.
By Excalibur.Idiot Boy on 2018-09-04 20:23:04
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for

The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no.
By Excalibur.Nadleeh Sakurai on 2018-09-04 17:20:58
Dammit Parker, have you been toying around with the Time Machine again?

It is a monday but it isn't?
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix on 2018-09-04 15:28:12
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Nik and PARKER make me proud of this kingdom.

Damn peasants needs to show that kind of drive...

*yelling out window*
THOSE FIELDS AREN'T GOING TO TILL THEMSELVES!
At once my lord.
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-04 14:45:43
Nik and PARKER make me proud of this kingdom.

Damn peasants needs to show that kind of drive...

*yelling out window*
THOSE FIELDS AREN'T GOING TO TILL THEMSELVES!
By . on 2018-09-04 14:01:46
I could really go for Lunch too.
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-04 13:47:18
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
*taps foot impatiently*

/wakes up from his nap
???

Shiva.Spathaian said: »
T-Minus 10 days until move in.

oh! right! /snaps to attention I forgot why we made it september already to begin with...how careless of me...PARKER! Engage the insanity drive!

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FULL THROTTLE on all engines! Plot a course for September 14th 2018! <switch clicking and dial turning sounds> PARKER give me a go no go for launch...

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By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-04 13:18:17
*taps foot impatiently*
By Siren.Mosin on 2018-09-04 10:37:13
also, it's melancholy monday, but on a tuesday!


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By Siren.Mosin on 2018-09-04 10:32:38
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years.

good to hear, I like to know the danes are doing well. you guys ever coming home? or just lifelong europeans now?

Bahamut.Milamber said: »
How are things?

things are things.

the kids are off to school, today is actually feeling like fall, and the wife is working on a nursing degree. I remain the same throughout. the videogames I waste my time on are the only things that really change with me. Waiting for HANS SHREDDERMAN this morning, sipping fine coffee and contemplating a few work projects and a few spacebuck projects.

feeling a lot older than 35 too.

/shrug
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix on 2018-09-04 10:04:35
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Gonna be honest, TLDR.

I'm a terrible person lately. lol
That's ok! I spoilered it for your pleasure!

Shiva.Spathaian said: »
God dammit I've wasted my life.
Ayyy, atleast it got a + from that Skully guy!
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-04 09:35:11
Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Summer vacation finished, birthdays completed for the year, awesome summer weather. Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years. How are things?

living in the eye of the hurricane brother...enjoying these calm little moments before the storm.

It was labor day here in the states this past weekend which for me meant enjoying family, friends, cigars, scotch and grilled meats

the weather was a little hot for september but all in all it was a nice weekend.

top bbq prize goes to my uncle who grilled the best chicken that I think that I have ever tasted... that perfect balance of crispy skin on the outside, moist and juicy on the inside and the perfect kiss of smoke and spice all over. he set the bbq bar pretty high yesterday... <tasting noises> man...now I need to up my bbq game..

changing jobs sounds kind of scary and stressful with a wife and two kids depending on you... I'm glad that all worked out..

I've been thinking about doing the same and cautiously sending out some resumes... mostly applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for just to get a sense of where I am in the world..
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-04 09:26:36

This was the one?

God dammit I've wasted my life.
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-04 09:19:57
I hit 27,000 posts at some point and no one told me.

The Fuq? Or did you tell me and I just ignored it...
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-09-03 21:28:29
It's September.

T-Minus 10 days until move in.

Things to do:
1) repack non-essentials (basically anything not my computer/desk)
2) Shop for a couch/tv stand.
3) Continue business as usual.
By Bahamut.Milamber on 2018-09-03 13:18:48
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Wish me luck.

Best of luck to you Sire, the warm smile of Altana shines down upon our king to bring comfort in trying times. Amen.

Bahamut.Milamber said: »
Nope.

Ramuh.Urial said: »
That

sup fellas... what news can you share with us?
Summer vacation finished, birthdays completed for the year, awesome summer weather. Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years. How are things?
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2018-09-01 06:22:31
We did it PARKER!!! It's SEPTEMBER!!!

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By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-08-31 15:01:33
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Hmm... I question the truth of this.
LOL. Well if you'd like, I could tell you of the time last year my motorcycle was almost stolen?

Gonna be honest, TLDR.

I'm a terrible person lately. lol
By Carbuncle.Skulloneix on 2018-08-31 14:05:04
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Hmm... I question the truth of this.
LOL. Well if you'd like, I could tell you of the time last year my motorcycle was almost stolen?

By Shiva.Spathaian on 2018-08-31 13:27:42
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Our "Progress" Report... hmm...well...after second nap we stole motorcycles and spent most of the afternoon honing our drive by shooting skills and blowing ***up...
Oddly enough...I approve...
>Owns motorcycle
>"Oddly" approves of something involving a motorcycle.

Hmm... I question the truth of this.
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