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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-09-05 11:26:57
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-05 11:16:27
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MOSIN! Altana be praised! Reinforcements have arrived PARKER!
make sure he has plenty of ammo... and coffee...
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-09-05 11:09:37
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-05 10:40:23
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I love that song! good work PARKER! keep it coming!
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/screams along with the music
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By . on 2018-09-05 10:35:46
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Nik, how is the cloning machine going ?
well.../chops up a time bandit... sometimes <chop sound> I worry that the only reason /spits on his hands and gets a new grip on his axe... we use it is for <chopping sound> repealing invading hordes <more chopping sounds> and future organ harvesting...have you tried the steamed buns? they're amazing...been thinking about them all morning.
PARKER! my arms are getting tired.. give me some music!
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-05 10:22:39
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It is a monday but it isn't?
<hideous chopping sounds>
I believe it's actually wednesday Sir, September 5th...but I haven't had time to check...
/chops a smelly midget in half with a great axe
/brow wipe...there sure are a hell of a lot of them PARKER...keep swinging!
if you're not too busy...or you have a lot of pent up aggression... you could grab a weapon from the armory and help us defend the castle from these fidgets...
/chops another smelly midget in half with his great axe
-OR-... PARKER picked up some really delicious steamed buns for Chinese Wednesday...they're in the break room next to the tea service
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almostdedbutnotdedyet
Nik, how is the cloning machine going ?
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I think at this point I just have to keep doing the count down just to see the stories Nik conjures up. This really makes the work day better. lol
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-05 09:51:14
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/falls out of his chair waking up
What is it PARKER!? Why have we stopped!? /checks the monitors
PARKER Edit: I believe it's Pirates Sir...
No PARKER...they're no ordinary pirates...I know that jack... they're <dramatic pause> TIME BANDITS!
the shortest and most bloodthirsty scum on the ocean of time...
MAKE SURE THAT ALL OF THE AUTOMATED TURRETS ARE ONLINE!!! BATTLE STATIONS!!! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!!!
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/quickly finishes his coffee and slams down the mug
PARKER! PREPARE TO BRING US TO..... RAMMING SPEED!!!
give no quarter PARKER... No Survivors...
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applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for
The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no. I have learned this truth.
It is a great truth.
On another note: 9 Days
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2018-09-04 20:35:38
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applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for
The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no.
*** your entire history so you always sound slightly over qualified, but ok with starting at whichever level you're applying to prove yourself.
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By Excalibur. Idiot Boy on 2018-09-04 20:23:04
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applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for
The dirty secret of the job market is that nobody actually knows what they're qualified for, so aim high. The worst that can happen is they say no.
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Dammit Parker, have you been toying around with the Time Machine again?
It is a monday but it isn't?
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Nik and PARKER make me proud of this kingdom.
Damn peasants needs to show that kind of drive...
*yelling out window*
THOSE FIELDS AREN'T GOING TO TILL THEMSELVES! At once my lord.
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Nik and PARKER make me proud of this kingdom.
Damn peasants needs to show that kind of drive...
*yelling out window*
THOSE FIELDS AREN'T GOING TO TILL THEMSELVES!
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By . on 2018-09-04 14:01:46
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I could really go for Lunch too.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-04 13:47:18
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/wakes up from his nap
???
T-Minus 10 days until move in.
oh! right! /snaps to attention I forgot why we made it september already to begin with...how careless of me...PARKER! Engage the insanity drive!
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FULL THROTTLE on all engines! Plot a course for September 14th 2018! <switch clicking and dial turning sounds> PARKER give me a go no go for launch...
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*taps foot impatiently*
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-09-04 10:37:13
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also, it's melancholy monday, but on a tuesday!
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By Siren. Mosin on 2018-09-04 10:32:38
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Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years.
good to hear, I like to know the danes are doing well. you guys ever coming home? or just lifelong europeans now?
things are things.
the kids are off to school, today is actually feeling like fall, and the wife is working on a nursing degree. I remain the same throughout. the videogames I waste my time on are the only things that really change with me. Waiting for HANS SHREDDERMAN this morning, sipping fine coffee and contemplating a few work projects and a few spacebuck projects.
feeling a lot older than 35 too.
/shrug
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Gonna be honest, TLDR.
I'm a terrible person lately. lol That's ok! I spoilered it for your pleasure!
God dammit I've wasted my life. Ayyy, atleast it got a + from that Skully guy!
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-04 09:35:11
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Summer vacation finished, birthdays completed for the year, awesome summer weather. Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years. How are things?
living in the eye of the hurricane brother...enjoying these calm little moments before the storm.
It was labor day here in the states this past weekend which for me meant enjoying family, friends, cigars, scotch and grilled meats
the weather was a little hot for september but all in all it was a nice weekend.
top bbq prize goes to my uncle who grilled the best chicken that I think that I have ever tasted... that perfect balance of crispy skin on the outside, moist and juicy on the inside and the perfect kiss of smoke and spice all over. he set the bbq bar pretty high yesterday... <tasting noises> man...now I need to up my bbq game..
changing jobs sounds kind of scary and stressful with a wife and two kids depending on you... I'm glad that all worked out..
I've been thinking about doing the same and cautiously sending out some resumes... mostly applying for jobs I'm under-qualified for just to get a sense of where I am in the world..
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This was the one?
God dammit I've wasted my life.
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I hit 27,000 posts at some point and no one told me.
The Fuq? Or did you tell me and I just ignored it...
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It's September.
T-Minus 10 days until move in.
Things to do:
1) repack non-essentials (basically anything not my computer/desk)
2) Shop for a couch/tv stand.
3) Continue business as usual.
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2018-09-03 13:18:48
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Best of luck to you Sire, the warm smile of Altana shines down upon our king to bring comfort in trying times. Amen.
sup fellas... what news can you share with us? Summer vacation finished, birthdays completed for the year, awesome summer weather. Kids are great, Kara is great. Getting close to ending the first year after changing companies for the first time in about 12 years. How are things?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2018-09-01 06:22:31
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We did it PARKER!!! It's SEPTEMBER!!!
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Hmm... I question the truth of this. LOL. Well if you'd like, I could tell you of the time last year my motorcycle was almost stolen?
I rent an apartment in a sort of Garden Style Apartment complex. It has controlled access to buildings, and most buildings are 3 storys tall, some are 4, property has about 990 units. I park in a reserved spot I do pay extra for and there are several concrete pads near the parking lot for motorcycles to park. I parked my motorcycle there. So did 5 others. Two more cruisers and 3 Sport crotch rocket bikes.
Last May, on a Saturday morning, I got a call at 5 am from my local Police Department. Asked me if I was the owner of the Yamaha. Said I was and asked to speak to me at my door. Me being the good citizen, of course went to the door to speak to the police, confused why they asked about my motorcycle. I opened the door with chain first, figured they looked real enough to be cops, and I spoke with them.
They told me motorcycles had just been stolen a few hours ago, and a neighbor saw them load motorcycles up into a van and take off. My motorcycle and another cruiser were left. I was in complete shock, worried about my baby. They asked if I knew the other owners, I didn't. They left me their card and said if I hear anything let them know and then they left.
I quickly got dressed and went over the the bike pad, a block down, to check my bike. It was indeed still there, so was the other cruiser. As I was walking back, the neighbor who called the police was on a balcony, and he called out to me. WE talked about what he saw. He said 4 dudes in two vehicles picked up motorcycles and loaded them up into the van. He mentioned that they had touched mine but weren't able to lift it up, then got others and loaded the truck full and took off quickly.
I thanked the neighbor and left. I started thinking of ways to secure my bike, like a floor mounted lock or something. I spoke with the rental office about this all, the thieving of bikes and any way to protect them, they said nothing they could really do, but said if I had my own reserved parking spot, I could park my bike in front of my car. I thought about it, it wasn't secure but it would make it much more difficult to steal it. Figuring the extra effort to steal it might detour would be scoundrels, i started parking my motorcycle in front of my car.
I also got myself a lock for the front brake lever on my handle bar, as well as a motion sensitive brake disk lock that will make loud high pitched siren chirps if triggered.
I've counted my blessing my bike wasn't stolen that day. I would have been crushed. Gonna be honest, TLDR.
I'm a terrible person lately. lol
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Hmm... I question the truth of this. LOL. Well if you'd like, I could tell you of the time last year my motorcycle was almost stolen?
I rent an apartment in a sort of Garden Style Apartment complex. It has controlled access to buildings, and most buildings are 3 storys tall, some are 4, property has about 990 units. I park in a reserved spot I do pay extra for and there are several concrete pads near the parking lot for motorcycles to park. I parked my motorcycle there. So did 5 others. Two more cruisers and 3 Sport crotch rocket bikes.
Last May, on a Saturday morning, I got a call at 5 am from my local Police Department. Asked me if I was the owner of the Yamaha. Said I was and asked to speak to me at my door. Me being the good citizen, of course went to the door to speak to the police, confused why they asked about my motorcycle. I opened the door with chain first, figured they looked real enough to be cops, and I spoke with them.
They told me motorcycles had just been stolen a few hours ago, and a neighbor saw them load motorcycles up into a van and take off. My motorcycle and another cruiser were left. I was in complete shock, worried about my baby. They asked if I knew the other owners, I didn't. They left me their card and said if I hear anything let them know and then they left.
I quickly got dressed and went over the the bike pad, a block down, to check my bike. It was indeed still there, so was the other cruiser. As I was walking back, the neighbor who called the police was on a balcony, and he called out to me. WE talked about what he saw. He said 4 dudes in two vehicles picked up motorcycles and loaded them up into the van. He mentioned that they had touched mine but weren't able to lift it up, then got others and loaded the truck full and took off quickly.
I thanked the neighbor and left. I started thinking of ways to secure my bike, like a floor mounted lock or something. I spoke with the rental office about this all, the thieving of bikes and any way to protect them, they said nothing they could really do, but said if I had my own reserved parking spot, I could park my bike in front of my car. I thought about it, it wasn't secure but it would make it much more difficult to steal it. Figuring the extra effort to steal it might detour would be scoundrels, i started parking my motorcycle in front of my car.
I also got myself a lock for the front brake lever on my handle bar, as well as a motion sensitive brake disk lock that will make loud high pitched siren chirps if triggered.
I've counted my blessing my bike wasn't stolen that day. I would have been crushed.
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Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »Our "Progress" Report... hmm...well...after second nap we stole motorcycles and spent most of the afternoon honing our drive by shooting skills and blowing ***up... Oddly enough...I approve... >Owns motorcycle
>"Oddly" approves of something involving a motorcycle.
Hmm... I question the truth of this.
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