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once you get spoiled by a keyboard, you hang with it for a decade, even when falling to pieces or not working properly, because keyboards nowadays have do-hickies that make no sense, or completely different designs with remove what made the older keyboard's charm and then you end up yelling in the middle of a game
"*** YOU YOU STUPID KEYBOARD"
BECAUSE THEY DONT MAKE THINGS LIKE THEY USED TO

it is indeed.... /sips tea

PARKER fetch us up some chinese thrash metal...

Morning folkses.

Mos, remmeber years ago when you recommended me two back lit keyboards? (more like did a quick search on the amazon and gave me links), well one of them, the one I liked more, finally borked down yesterday. Ordered two more, one for me and on for the girl since she plays my PC a lot instead of hers, and likes the keyboard for herself now too.

Anyways, it's apparently Chinese Wednesday. Maybe, I don't know. /prepares to be hanged for mentioning it.

I couldn’t agree more.

No.

Most of our conversations are through google translate and they couldn't wrap their brains around the audacity of Chinese restaurants existing in America.

I spent about half an hour trying to explain it to them

They were staring at me like I was a circus freak the whole time

is it wed? today?
because I had chinese for lunch

No way!

The closer I am to the weekend the better.

I should go open up a legit burger and shake place there.

my clients/hosts in Jinan China had no idea chinese food was popular here and were flabbergasted that I knew how to use chopsticks...

I was like oh yeah we have chinese food every wednesday

ten chinese WTF faces as they were
/chinese mind blown

***!!! all our time tampering has thrown the king 2 days into the future! Parker, Niko, you gents had better fix your mistake, I was tending to the lazy river chlorine levels during all the time travel hubaballooo.

I saw some of that cricket in action over the weekend, focker is mean.

Chinese Wednesday became so much more authentic eating it with a Chinese GF, just saying.

I did not know that....I'll see if jas can cook you up a super cricket <tegmina buffet sounds>

not really atm, still trying to get all jobs up and running. I guess it came up for me looking for some high AGI rings for extenerator. MNK and THF I have a grasp on again, but I still have BST, BLM, and BLU to get reacquainted with, make macros for, ect. ect. ect.

iirc you have to buy the plans from the login campaign moogle

WORD

oh... I thought you had your eye on a specific shiny thing that we could farm.

my son needed three drops from the delve bee for something or another and they were umpteen gil a piece because everyone else needs them so we said screw that and kicked that bee's *** three times.

I suppose we could of kept doing it for money but I would rather kick the next thing we need something off of's *** /shrug

long distance frend -and if i'd be more interested in her friend than her tbh lol

If she is cute you could have bragged about how much toilet paper you have and invited her over to snuggle...build a blanket fort together out of couch cushions... eat chinese food out of boxes and pretend it's MREs.

been watching The Haunting of Hill House.
good level of spooky and story.

divinity news:
upon investigating a mysterious room... pressed button, ***happened, party wipe, reload save...
redo event, survive event, accidentally released an evil upon the world.

my direct reply to my tinfoil hat friend-

I really doubt some crazy pinpoint accurate working doomsday machine like that exist, because frankly, humanity is stupid as ***. crazy natural phenomena is cause because the earth is on a constant state of change since ancient times, and humanity might have accelerated this process with global warming, pollution, deforestation, mining, oil drilling... and we have placed settlements and cities where we shouldn't have placed them in the 1st place.

dont think she took it too well.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There was at least one, I'll verify how many tonight. (It'll never be as grand as girlboy's birthday aquariums)

luckily, I'm too dumb to access the second floor, and have been too busy to putz around in the garden.

psssh

real question is

does he own

two

aquariums ?

stuff... and things...?

Idk, we always needed a ton of money before, it just seems natural, maybe we don't?



If you don't think that was already done in 2013, you don't know me, sister.

what do you need money for?

start sending him nudes.

I've never done it, but I built a pop!

I was pretty heavily intoxicated by the time my buddy and his wife left last night, so I took the opportunity to catch some zzzzz's. they brought some new board games, there was much merriment to be had.

I think changa and I need to find a good money BCNM, or way to farm a ton of sparks quick or something. we needs monies.

yawn
welp. friend keeps messaging me on how end of days yadda yadda weather machine causing disasters everywhere yadda yadda government conspiracy etc etc

PARKER! GO RUN INVENTORY ON ALL OUR DOOM MACHINES!