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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-14 09:14:02 |
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So in other news Kim Jong-un's half brother died today
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-02-14 09:07:32 |
we'll clone him a new kidney Didn't we defund the cloning research after the... incident with PARKER? |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-14 08:48:21 |
that's some mighty fine good work there PARKER....
we'll clone him a new kidney and he'll be right as rain in no time....
now then... crank up the jams it Jewby Tuesday! (temporary name)
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By . on 2017-02-13 17:31:00 |
and where the hell did volk go? /looks around
PARKER /whispers
right... I remember he got a date with some chippie ...
uh huh
yeah and then he went to vegas... sure I recall that...hmmmmmmmm
so... he probably got rolled by a hooker and is unconscious in a bathtub and missing a kidney....
PARKER take the portable dialisys machine to vegas at once.... and here put this twenty bucks on 17 black ... look around for a working girl that cosplays as whatshername witht the purple hair
yeah that's her... tell her "yoruichi~ng a for new low "
she'll lead you to volk....
yes bet the money first
no if you win come back with the money and then go back and get volk
he'll understand
hi! |
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yawn
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-02-13 15:12:56 |
pretty sure gonna end up listening to eels all day long...
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-02-13 15:05:22 |
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-02-13 14:58:33 |
dreary mournful monday?
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 13:13:59 |
slip is that you?
and what do you want? a kick in the balls!? flouncing around here in that... flag!?
rake those leaves PARKER! |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 13:10:40 |
Don't blame your turkey shenanigans on me.
PARKER come up with a new abreviation for mother in law!
Mom version 2.0?
too long!
ma'nlaw?
no sounds ltoo much ike man law
mominlaw?
still kinda long |
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-02-13 13:03:26 |
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By Carbuncle. Jashin on 2017-02-13 12:54:58 |
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By Bahamut. Milamber on 2017-02-13 12:47:31 |
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Don't blame your turkey shenanigans on me.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 12:03:17 |
and where the hell did volk go? /looks around
PARKER /whispers
right... I remember he got a date with some chippie ...
uh huh
yeah and then he went to vegas... sure I recall that...hmmmmmmmm
so... he probably got rolled by a hooker and is unconscious in a bathtub and missing a kidney....
PARKER take the portable dialisys machine to vegas at once.... and here put this twenty bucks on 17 black ... look around for a working girl that cosplays as whatshername witht the purple hair
yeah that's her... tell her "yoruichi~ng a for new low "
she'll lead you to volk....
yes bet the money first
no if you win come back with the money and then go back and get volk
he'll understand |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 11:46:35 |
Spicy Fart!
PARKER and I went on one of our neverending quests for food stockpile supremacy... you know the drill...we go to this place for three pounds of a particular blueberry coffee. go to that place for a particular sicilian olive oil and spice mix, go to some third place for four pounds of king crab legs... place four because you forgot to buy something at place two but two is too far away to go back to and then place five to pick up some other stuff you suddenly realize you need...
made half the crab legs for lunch and my son said "you know what would make this even better?...alfedo sauce" so of course I went to get the alfredo sauce ingrediants because you can't make alfredo sauce without a shalot! I also experimented with a fusion sauce of roasted red peppers and hot sauce trying to go for an italian version of chinese chili crab... it could have been more successfull /shrug
then on sunday my MIL, who contracted my disease called STUPID HUNGRY FOR THANKSGIVING TURKEY..., made a turkey which was awesome and my son chimes in again about no gravy.
so of course I made leftover turkey gravy for dinner which was pretty damn tasty... should of used fewer peas...
then last night I felt a huge fart build up while I was in the shower and just let her rip! <loud fart noise> it was a spicy fart!
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took me a while of wondering where that came from..... and I was like...oh yeah.... the hot chili crab!
lol
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-fri : free pizza, goldfish and gatorade, XIV. To Honor.
-sat: taxes done, breakfast at a restaurant, ordered the wrong thing (again), plate was subpar. XIV and To Honor.
-sun: laundry, paid isp, complained about isp rates, unistalled To Honor. XIV.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 10:48:00 |
Everyone got drunk and behaved badly...
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-02-13 10:42:13 |
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*grumbles*
Monday.
*pours coffee*
"Someone has the case of the Mondays." You're god damned right I do.
PARKER get me a status report on everyone's weekend. Read it to me in Morgan Freeman's voice while fanning me off with a giant palm leaf. Play some soothing music while your at it.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 10:33:19 |
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By Asura. Vienner on 2017-02-13 10:29:06 |
Motion to begin using pronouns such as shkle, shklim, and shkler since we cannot remember or assume genders correctly
This is why I stick to "it", easier all around
I usually do as well, but people always seem to get offended if I even refer to their dog as an it Think "she/he" works best, granted you should put she first cause its the most polite.
But I get it, I always assume everyone is a guy on the internet :D |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-13 10:21:35 |
Motion to begin using pronouns such as shkle, shklim, and shkler since we cannot remember or assume genders correctly
This is why I stick to "it", easier all around
I usually do as well, but people always seem to get offended if I even refer to their dog as an it |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 10:17:10 |
This is why I stick to "it", easier all around that's great advice dale... >.>
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 10:07:23 |
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By Asura. Vienner on 2017-02-13 10:03:47 |
Motion to begin using pronouns such as shkle, shklim, and shkler since we cannot remember or assume genders correctly
This is why I stick to "it", easier all around Going to be Candlejack for a sec.
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By Excalibur. Idiot Boy on 2017-02-13 09:49:17 |
Motion to begin using pronouns such as shkle, shklim, and shkler since we cannot remember or assume genders correctly
This is why I stick to "it", easier all around |
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-02-13 09:36:37 |
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Motion to begin using pronouns such as shkle, shklim, and shkler since we cannot remember or assume genders correctly
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By Asura. Vienner on 2017-02-13 09:03:15 |
/shakes head disapprovingly
there is something very seriously wrong with you dude... I know right, woman. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-02-13 08:59:23 |
/shakes head disapprovingly
there is something very seriously wrong with you dude... |
