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so a new 24hr Gym is opening (almost) across the street from where I live.
notable big name Gym too. went yesterday to ask about it, and they offer 3 "Opening" packages.
-$10/m to use the installation, full year contract. (cancellation fee)
-$15/m no yearly contract.
-$20/m full access (hydromassage tables,and other stuff $10/$15 peasants don't get access to), 1 guest any time, full year contract (with cancellation fee)

kinda want to hop on this, but not too sure at what time i should be going. early mornings, before work, after work, after game time.

:(

*** the Eagles

...Do you have a death wish or something? There are two things you don't insult about Philly
1) Their sports teams
2) Their cheesesteaks.

Now I live in DE, so I don't have to deal with that Nightmare traffic anymore, luckily

Hell no. The Cheesesteak is the only reason Philly is allowed to continue to exist.

Even if we do make them better on this side of the state. They invented them, so we'll be nice and let them stay...

Is that due to the byproduct of massive cheesesteak consumption?

*looks*

13 miles is nothing! You're practically *in* Philly by my side of the state's standards!

Ewwww.

To be fair Media isn't that close to Philly, but it was close enough to effect traffic in an extremely negative way (especially when I switched jobs and had to take the Blue Route North from Delaware every day ugh)

Nor does anyone with a shred of self-worth, taste, or conscience.

I prefer my new location lol, I didn't like being so close to Philly

Gotta maintain the status quo.

Clearly my number has come and gone since then

And you didn't even offer to take me with you. I am beyond hurt. Betrayed by one of the other... uh... PARKER what is the population of PA?

...Really? Okay, betrayed by one of the other 12.79 million* P-A'ers. It cuts to the core, like being stabbed by my very own mother with a knife which I forged for her myself during a particularly brutal summer.

This pain may be the death of me. Tis more than my fragile heart can bear.

*Population as of 2014

Parker'esque edit:

Hey. HEY. HEY.

I am a lot of problematic things. There's no ducking that allegation.

But I am not into that brand of emo!

Ban away! I'm driving, my fellow P-A'er!

To NC for 3 days and then onto one of the closest things this world has to Heaven for a heathen like me.

no! you gotta sprint as fast as you can across the entire office. throw the main breaker, wait thirty seconds and then turn it back on then run as fast as you can back to your desk pick up the phone and say ok...now what?

The rules only prohibit things that can cut other people, not things that only cut themselves

Systems are down.

People are freaking out.

We can't really do anything as there is already a ticket to have it fixed.

\o/ Everything is going to be okay.

*lounges on couch*

PARKER update the TSA guidelines to ban damp towels from flying.

DPF Caribbean style! Vacation starts tomorrow! Woo!

Also, I went ahead and reported rooks to scragg.

I think the endless months of putting up with us and working harder and harder for no money finally pulled him over to Teh Krizz side. a dark and lonely place of isolation and frustration.

It's an impossible job really... Nobody can work very long without any reward. And this place is even worse in that instead of a reward you get a flaming bag of puppy ***on your front porch every evening....

People lose sight and when nothing you do seems to be working maybe it's time to consider the possibility that it's you and not everybody else.

I'm not going to lie and tell you how much I enjoyed having you here. I always thought you were kind of a ponce really, not that my personal opinion of you matters. But I do appreciate you putting some of your time in. We never got our trivia game or the edit button or our ability to block mods back but I think you've done some things....

and the fact that I can't name any of them doesn't lessen their impact to the overall site quality. I'm sure you harnessed the synergy and stabilized the outputs or something... WELL DONE.

I'm not going to miss you. But if it's any consolation, rest assured that we aren't going to treat the new admin any better.

Best of luck we all hope you land on your feet... and you're fired.

today was
spent most of the workday pestering designers to get their ***together.

wish I could meme them to death, but it is no fun if they have no clue what I am talking about.

No, stay there.