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yeah you were long gone by the time we got finished with dinner and saw your message. you didn't miss much.. we just cp'd on crawlers in moh gates. /shrug

My pants just got +2’d

I logged on last night you were all afkz... all of yooooz.

well....we can't completely rule out auditory hallucinations fueled by alcohol induced psychotic disorder either....

/nods

and of course blaming these things on imaginary deities may also be a related symptom... however I would still offer it for your consideration... since it's more fun to pretend it's magical influence than the harrowing whispers of a dying liver...

and this way we get to keep drinking...

All this time I thought it was the psilocybin talking..

often times the three of us (jas, alo and I) are all in the same room together... shouting unheard advise to uncaring screens....

but... wonderfully, magically and little by little Mosin and Chimi are starting to hear us yelling these things like...
VOKE IT MOSIN!!! SLEEP THE AVATAR CHIMI!!!

Listen closely brother and you will hear it too, the mystical whisper of Altana guiding you and relaying our messages.

she is calling out to you... across the great distances between us.

It's not insanity whispering in your ear, it is the will of the Goddess...

You came in at a really good time. The weather is going to be in the mid to low-30s for the next week, with little chance of snow - and no ice storms in sight! So you should be able to get around and do whatever you want; visit people, go shopping, ski, etc.

It was really cold last year. Really cold. Not as cold as when the GLI was in Comerica Park a few years ago, but it was still cold.

I know you speak from an Ohio bias... but good god the airport was a mad house. Off to the lake house >.>

I brought the laptop:

Merry Christmas NI!!!

I'm sorry....may Altana have mercy on your soul

lol I was still panicking bliz 5!? oh god!!

we do need to gear it up some... there are a couple of clears that are tank and blm all the things.

vagary clears are to unlock the Reforged Empyrean Armor which they will be #2'ing here before long.

my ***! I knew my blm is trash tier and it would be A-OK boss. lots of drunken planning. yep. uh-huh. yes sir.

<~~~ shows up on the wrong job, lol

Fun was had by all!!

For me it’s... Flying to Michigan Friday. I’ll be literally across the street from Canada. Well across a lake/river. Got to head in t-minus 90mins.

I don't think anyone else listened to my brief explanation about the not doing more that 3,500 damage Brimboil gimmick in linkshell chat either....

Which was directed more at the blm's to only use tier 2 nukes
Than alo typed the no weaponskills...

I was watching Nitefall and Mosin tee off on it but fortunately their nukes weren't going over the threshold... I'm all... tier2!!!

and then Alo was all...oh ***zero's still weaponskilling
/p NO WEAPONSKILLS!!!

lol

forget all that, it's DPF! I need to go clear up whether I'm expected to be here monday or not...

<<-Weaponskills

>>Don’t Weaponskills
>>NO WEAPONSKILLS!!


<<< That escalated quickly
<<< *Reads PT log* Oh derp da dooo! (*•_•)/

<~is already done christmas shopping


/paces around with mosin
/palatine voice

we have all of the time you will ever need my young padawan learner... procrastination is the real issue....

I used to christmas shop that way... think and plan, plan and think and then rush out at the last moment and settle for what I could find from my list of possibilities.

But we both know christmas eve mosin/nikolce can not be trusted! those fools....they'll be drunk as skunks come monday morning....

we can defeat them but only if you

GO NOW!!! (@6:40)

Nah, I want pictures printed on canvas, framed, ect. we don't have much for cool shops, it's a small town. the TIME is the issue. I should've been on it all year, the ***I want to make can't be made in 3-4 days, or delivered in such, at this time of the year. I have no one to blame but myself. I have no regrets, I'm just going to learn this time.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree with that bit wholeheartedly.

buy it all Dec. 26th so you can get the after xmas deals and just sit on w/e you buy for the full year and be like "merry xmas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

I'm going to kill one of my loser traits next year.

I always want to be super thoughtful and generous for christmas, but never have the forethought to take care of this stuff until a day or two before the event. next year, I won't put myself in this position. AS ALTANA AS MY WITNESS I WILL BUY PEOPLE ***BEFORE DEC 21. 2019 will be glorious.

DEATH TO THE WEIRD!

Meanwhile.... at the legion of doom...

You have an email from jesus... the technician.

Jesus ~yeah so I got a quick question for you I'm doing a little write up here on the training you gave me...what was the password for the evil machine parameters again?

me ~ the Esc key >.>

-One Hour Later-

Jesus ~ oh right I remember now thanks... so... what were all the other 487 steps after that again? real quick and what should all the settings be?

me ~ the settings are in your machine I put them there myself.

Jesus ~ "/translate: my *** falling apart story"
yeah so I lied and I'm actually trying to get free technical support from you for a different plant that hasn't paid for any of your service

FLY AWAY PELICAN!!!

shweeeeet... I'm thinking...we knock out the other 2 mids and then reflect on the best place to farm monies while we quietly loudly build our strength.