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Do you like truffles and caviar on your tacos?

Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos

I like rice.

And I like pudding.

But I do not like rice pudding.

Do I know you?
*walks away with taco in hand*

Are you trying to be donny and going on a tangent or something ?
Cause this us how you go on a tangent.

Hey Misa! How's it hanging? Still doing that thing at that place?
Want to grab a taco? Oh shoot, looks like I left my wallet in another dimension. How about helping an old pal out? Thanks!
*orders most expensive taco known to man*

Yeah but.


The proper answer if you do not 1) immediately recognize the person and 2) wish to buy a person you know a taco is:



Don't waste your precious life overthinking the motivations of someone who can't afford their own taco!

I'm getting pretty surly with this aging thing.

this morning @ ze gas station:

Gas station lady: what's going on? :)

Me: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME?!?!? >:O

Just wanna go home and play games!

Someone distract the managers so I can escape.

It is not the taco that is the issue tho, could be just about anything, it is the fact that the person you dont know, is either someone from your past that you do not remember, or someone playing on that, just to try to mooch some money off from you, and you dont want to sound like you forgot the person so you play along.

Geeh rammy, get in the program.

Because it's a taco.

Don't overthink this.

EXACTLY

It's like a trainwreck of akwardness and I got caught in the residual weirdness happening by....

Clearly I'm no Earnest Miller Hemmingway but holy *** hell COME ON PEOPLE

/mocking canadian accent

ewwww austrailia so exciting what's that like hmmm yeah sounds super thanks for asking

<insert a half hour long struggle of one hand holding back the other hand from jamming a knife in my own neck here>

Is like when you are on and about, minding your own business, and someone walks up to you, asking how you been, what have you been up to for the past years, and acting all friendly... meanwhile you are trying to give vague awnsers, and trying to figure out who this guy is and where you could have met him, and why is he asking for money for a taco.

Then there is this tense moment right here for five minutes when spence doesn't recognize it's donnie.... shhh

Sorry I was completely engrossed and riveted by that masterfull back and forth tour de force of a conversation between donnie and spence earlier...SO. DEEP.

/rereads it

wow.

it's like a master fencing duel... foils clanging and raging back and forth across the page... rapier wit slashing only to be parried and returned....certainly it will be enshrined for the ages for it's linguistic mastery and beauty

I went with General Tso's shrimp. Familiar, but slightly more upscale for a barely-more-noteworthy-than-most Chinese Wednesdays.

Assign each dish/lunch special to a number if they are not already numbered. Then use a random number generator and let the Chinese Wednesday Gods decide your fate.

Trying to decide on something new to try for Chinese Wednesday today...hmm...

I normally do beef & broccoli, chicken with green beans and ginger, or General Tso's.

Occasionally I'll snag some lo mein or chow mein.

*ponders*

I feel like Serj is trying hard to wrest my towel away.

Sometimes I question my own existence.

Thanks!

Sorry, I don't recognize the name!

It's still good. Just got permanent residency here.

I like fire :>

Aspirin actually helps with headaches, especially in the form of BC powder

***, the Excedrin I have also has aspirin

It's like giving someone ***for pouring water on a fire (well, not a grease fire) because we have Fire Extinguishers

Mennonite living is the way to go! When praying doesn't work we just choloroform that person and stuff em full of that modern medicine stuff when they wake up feeling better god has miraculously cured them!

God might be able to cure you if you pray REAL hard.

Next time on Menonnite Fireside Tales... Grandpa Lolsej tries to convince farmer flavin that chicken manure is a superior cure for baldness then letting a goat lick you...

We'll also test out several rumors about "male performance" and snake venom....

still have that nagging cough!? Try Heroin! It's super effective!



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