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By Lakshmi.Flavin on 2017-05-03 14:40:30
It was pretty funny though... as they put me in a hallway ina pretty comfortable chair and came by every couple of hours to give me a new shot of some kind of pain killer(the first two got me pretty loopy but only dulled the pain a bit but whatever was in the third one man... I wanted to have that the whole time this was happening because all the pain was gone) they brought this other guy out shortly after and he made some kind of comment about being put in a hallway but that it was better than being in the ER waiting room with the person throwing up and such... I didn't bring up the fact that it was me throwing up in the waiting room..
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2017-05-03 14:30:24
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
I did break down and get a ride to the hospital for the kidney stone...

that's gunna cost ya!
/tears a corner off your man card

atually that's the one time it's totally ok to ask for a ride or call an abulance... /tapes the corner back on

Asura.Dameshi said: »
I can relate on never asking someone to drive me anywhere ever for any reason

I'm trying to imagine a situation where I would call someone other than a cab driver or an ambulance and ask them for a ride...

I got nothing.
By . on 2017-05-03 14:30:13
Lakshmi.Zerowone said: »
They're also really really really really really big fans of drugs in NK.

Someone else has been browsing Reddit this week, I see.
By Lakshmi.Flavin on 2017-05-03 14:12:54
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Chu Chu said: »
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.

If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....

so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?

do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally retarded or something?



One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.

But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....

If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.

maybe if I couldn't see or something...
I did break down and get a ride to the hospital for the kidney stone... I figured it'd be better to be able to hold the bucket I was vomiting in then do it all over my car while I was going there then spend all that time finding parking and by the time I left the hospital I was so whacked out on meds it was a good thing I had a ride home...
By Excalibur.Nadleeh Sakurai on 2017-05-03 14:09:39
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Happiness through oppression, I like it
I totally support this, it is how i am running Misaberglinton.

If you'd like , can make an appointment with MisaDoctor.
By Lakshmi.Zerowone on 2017-05-03 14:07:29
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
You would make a terrible dictator
On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.

Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.

I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.

They're also really really really really really big fans of drugs in NK.
By Asura.Dameshi on 2017-05-03 14:05:50
One one hand I would like to [+] that, as I can relate on never asking someone to drive me anywhere ever for any reason, on the other hand you discussed passing a kidney stone. Kidney stones should never be held in any sort of positive light. I am sorry for the pain you have suffered.
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2017-05-03 14:02:18
Chu Chu said: »
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.

If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....

so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?

do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally retarded or something?



One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.

But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....

If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.

maybe if I couldn't see or something...
By Asura.Lolserj on 2017-05-03 13:55:53
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
You would make a terrible dictator
On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.

Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.

I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.


Happiness through oppression, I like it
By Asura.Dameshi on 2017-05-03 13:48:39
Asura.Lolserj said: »
You would make a terrible dictator
On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.

Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.

I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.
By Asura.Dameshi on 2017-05-03 13:39:52
Lakshmi.Flavin said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.

We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack.
You wouldn't even know what to do with a hooker, nik swore them off the day he met his wife and Mosin is too old to do anything about it... as for blackjack.. meh... I guess I could at least take your money from you...
I would first consult with Dr. Nikolce to see what preventative steps I should take against the various diseases which plague the hooker community. Once given the green light, I would then proceed to do the usual hooker activity.
By Asura.Lolserj on 2017-05-03 13:38:32
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
RT is right over there...

----->

And to think

You could ban them all in an instant

Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation

Do what you know is right, what we all know is right

Ban them all
No, I cannot ban younglings.

You would make a terrible dictator
By Lakshmi.Flavin on 2017-05-03 13:34:57
Ramyrez said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.

We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack.
You wouldn't even know what to do with a hooker, nik swore them off the day he met his wife and Mosin is too old to do anything about it... as for blackjack.. meh... I guess I could at least take your money from you...
By . on 2017-05-03 13:29:29
Siren.Mosin said: »
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.

We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack.
By Ultros.Chu Chu on 2017-05-03 13:20:14
By Siren.Mosin on 2017-05-03 13:19:27
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.
By Asura.Dameshi on 2017-05-03 13:12:33
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
RT is right over there...

----->

And to think

You could ban them all in an instant

Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation

Do what you know is right, what we all know is right

Ban them all
No, I cannot ban younglings.
By Asura.Lolserj on 2017-05-03 13:08:46
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
RT is right over there...

----->

And to think

You could ban them all in an instant

Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation

Do what you know is right, what we all know is right

Ban them all
By Ragnarok.Hevans on 2017-05-03 13:06:16
Asura.Dameshi said: »
Siren.Mosin said: »
RT is right over there...

----->



By Asura.Dameshi on 2017-05-03 12:56:18
Siren.Mosin said: »
RT is right over there...

----->
By Lakshmi.Flavin on 2017-05-03 12:47:03
Eh remy is just trying to make sure no one wrestles that damp towel away from him...
By Siren.Mosin on 2017-05-03 12:44:18
RT is right over there...

----->
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2017-05-03 12:37:30
Ramyrez said: »
I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
By . on 2017-05-03 12:32:42
I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2017-05-03 11:49:04
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos

If I WANT a fish and fungus taco I'll call YOUR (insert whatever female in your life would cause you the most insult here).
Now that's just lazy.

lazy, overly complicated and bordering on needing to be explained

By Asura.Lolserj on 2017-05-03 11:35:08
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos

If I was a fish and fungus taco I'll call (insert whatever female in your life would cause you the most insult here).

I guilty pleasure watch Buzzfeed's "Worth It" series on youtube

Every expensive dish they eat seems to have caviar, truffles, and edible gold

I think the taco had caviar at least
By Shiva.Spathaian on 2017-05-03 11:34:18
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos

If I was a fish and fungus taco I'll call (insert whatever female in your life would cause you the most insult here).
Now that's just lazy.
By . on 2017-05-03 11:30:36
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos

If I was a fish and fungus taco I'll call (insert whatever female in your life would cause you the most insult here).
By Shiva.Nikolce on 2017-05-03 11:26:37
Siren.Mosin said: »
I'm getting pretty surly with this aging thing.

this morning @ ze gas station:

Gas station lady: what's going on? :)

Me: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME?!?!? >:O

my wife's cousin just got out of prison. He's been in so long I don't remember how long it's been...ten years maybe? and stopped by and asked "what's been going on?" and I'm thinking to myself "where did we leave off?"

I gave him the ten years compressed into thirty second version because how much do people really want to know when they ask you that question?

we're hanging in there.... /shrug

I know he feels like rip van winkle but there ain't a goddamend thing I can do about it. when you go inside stuff and things keep happening in the outside world and people don't tell you about it because they figure you have enough to deal with.

so you give them the I'm doing well... but not well enough to buy you a taco response Misao was talking about earlier.
By Asura.Lolserj on 2017-05-03 11:24:34
Ramyrez said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
It's like giving someone ***for pouring water on a fire (well, not a grease fire) because we have Fire Extinguishers

I feel like Serj is trying hard to wrest my towel away.

Socks don't like towels
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