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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-05 10:19:18 |
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No one's kicked off DPF?
dafaq?
PARKER!!!! find the boss!!! bring coffee, whiskey, and a defibrillator! I'll accept nothing less than his old wrinkled husk in front of me in 2 hours, or you get the stick again. none of us want that.
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-04 15:11:38 |
-takes heart selfies with a "Heart Camera"-
ooohhh suteki kawaii desu~~~ |
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Or just zoned out for hours, thanks to Baby Music ™
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 12:25:12 |
PARKER Edit: *Official Notice*
Nikolce is a JERK.
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year. *Looks ahead to 2020 and marks on February 29th "Nikolce not a jerk day."*
Is there some sort of ritual we need to be aware of?
He puts on the nice pants that day
or he is unconscious...
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-04 11:58:23 |
PARKER Edit: *Official Notice*
Nikolce is a JERK.
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year. *Looks ahead to 2020 and marks on February 29th "Nikolce not a jerk day."*
Is there some sort of ritual we need to be aware of?
He puts on the nice pants that day |
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-04 11:53:47 |
PARKER Edit: *Official Notice*
Nikolce is a JERK.
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year. *Looks ahead to 2020 and marks on February 29th "Nikolce not a jerk day."*
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 11:40:07 |
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-takes heart selfies with a "Heart Camera"-
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 11:32:46 |
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By Lakshmi. Zerowone on 2017-05-04 11:24:21 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 11:11:30 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 11:07:09 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 10:48:14 |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-04 09:35:05 |
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By . on 2017-05-04 07:53:13 |
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It's my Friday. Heading into the city tonight for a fancy dinner with the lady. Pretty stoked. High-class drinks and grub, here I come!
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By Ragnarok. Hevans on 2017-05-03 19:30:16 |
Kinda annoying. I can't post anything on here without people copy pasting it accusing me of talking *** >_>
Or you accuse the INNER CIRCLE™ of plotting your demise and storm out.
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2017-05-03 17:51:53 |
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HISS
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By . on 2017-05-03 17:49:44 |
Kinda annoying. I can't post anything on here without people copy pasting it accusing me of talking *** >_>
This is sort of the charm of Ni. It grows on you.
Or you accuse the INNER CIRCLE™ of plotting your demise and storm out.
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-03 17:35:47 |
PARKER Edit: *Official Notice*
Nikolce is a JERK.
Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year. He busts humps, he busts balls, he busts everything that can be broken and every that can not.
He never quits, he never tires, he never runs out of free time to *** with people. And if you have ever had the misfortune of having his focus or his gaze turned to you then you know what horror awaits all those that oppose him.
And a lot of people over the years have made the mistake that there must exist some good within him. And that they can find this goodness and then reason with it.
There is no good in him now and there never will be any.
And the only reason posters don't race in here any more to try to defend the people they love when he attacks them is INSTINCT.
Which if you have any sense of self preservation at all is triggered immediately by his psychotic nature and pure unadulterated evil that boils and festers at all time like a pit filled molten asphalt.
STAY BACK!
there is nothing to see here please disperse
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Kinda annoying. I can't post anything on here without people copy pasting it accusing me of talking *** >_>
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-03 16:50:16 |
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I've found there are dumb people no matter where you go, just have to try to ignore...
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2017-05-03 16:41:06 |
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Kinda annoying. I can't post anything on here without people copy pasting it accusing me of talking *** >_>
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I wanna win the powerball so I can buy a cute robo maid to be my chauffeur
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By Siren. Mosin on 2017-05-03 15:52:17 |
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I wanna learn in your dad's expensive cars!
:(
/kicksdust
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By Ultros. Chu Chu on 2017-05-03 15:16:43 |
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.
If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....
so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?
do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally retarded or something?
One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.
But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....
If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.
maybe if I couldn't see or something... lets see the first one I lived with, refused to learn. Said he will take the bus if he needs to. So i drove everywhere.
Second uh didnt last long but did say he didnt wanna drive.
Third said he was too scared to learn? That didnt last either.
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By Asura. Dameshi on 2017-05-03 15:16:34 |
My wife and I were discussing this very thing the other night when we went out for chinese food... Do tell me your wife also celebrates our holy day. |
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By Shiva. Nikolce on 2017-05-03 15:03:18 |
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My wife and I were discussing this very thing the other night when we went out for chinese food... it reminded us when we were kids dating (18-20) and I would take her out to dinner etc.
she was trying to remember if there was ever a time she paid for anything and couldn't recall one...
I'm trying to imagine broaching the subject of even going dutch... how does a guy manage to get a girl to agree to go out with him if he doesn't even have any balls?.... and then of course even if she agreed, what's the point?
hey baby how about you pick me up in your car because I don't have one and take us out to dinner because I can't afford it and pay for everything and then we go back to your place because I don't have one because I also don't have a job and I live with my mom ... and then we'll do the wild thing and hopefully you're on birth control because, you guessed it, I don't have/can't afford to buy a condom either..
and teh only thing I can think of is the dude that can sell that flaming bag of ***must have a crank as long as my arm...
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By Asura. Lolserj on 2017-05-03 15:00:18 |
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This for some reason reminds me of the time I cut my finger before cooking up some steak
I of course at the time had just ran out of bandages, and didn't have any of the butterfly band-aids I needed for the new pee-hole I slashed into the tip of my thumb
So I did what any man would do. I took a few paper towels and taped them to my thumb, so that I wouldn't get blood everywhere, and I cooked my steak and potatoes and sat down and enjoyed my meal
Then I drove to the nearby rite-aid and picked up what I needed
I probably should have done that last thing first, but I was hungry and there was steak
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